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  • wizard_pope@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

    Well yeah. But even the wedding mass is usually about 1 hour long. Whoever decided for a 3hr one really is inconsiderate.

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    Yeah, my wife is Catholic; we had two options for wedding. The 1 hour ceremony, or the 40 minute ceremony (I think the difference is serving communion). That was it. I don't think we could have gotten a 3 hour ceremony even if we'd wanted it; they need the church for other things.

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    • higgsboson@dubvee.orgH [email protected]

      I'm not ruining my bladder

      And, to be clear, it is possible to do just that, although it is unlikely to happen from just once.

      e: Also, it can give you a UTI, which is much more likely and sucks.

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      • H [email protected]

        There’s nowhere to pee in a rich man’s house except his face.

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        "Find the bathroom all right?"

        "Uh...yeeeeah."

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        • M [email protected]

          My buddy’s wedding was a 15 minute ceremony in a nice theatre followed immediately by the reception in the same room where we all got trashed. Perfection.

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          A theater is a great idea. Why don't more people have weddings at one?

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          • S [email protected]

            That's definitely more reasonable, albeit dull for someone nonreligious. Maybe OP was exaggerating or it was just an extreme case.

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            Forcing non-Catholics to do the ritual is very amusing though.

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            • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

              Bezos brand diapers: employee rated!

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              This is more for trump like actions, but he invited a trump to the wedding and it's relevant.

              Bezos, you have now been awarded the Golden Diaper.

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              • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                Forcing non-Catholics to do the ritual is very amusing though.

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                Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down...

                It's like going to the gym but there's alcohol.

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                  Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down...

                  It's like going to the gym but there's alcohol.

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                  Lol. Don't forget the call and response and buff Jesus dead lifting his cross.

                  Edit: To be clear, not Korean buff Jesus, but normal buff Jesus.

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                  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                    Lol. Don't forget the call and response and buff Jesus dead lifting his cross.

                    Edit: To be clear, not Korean buff Jesus, but normal buff Jesus.

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                    I had to look up Korean buff Jesus. European buff Jesus has nothing on that guy.

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                      I had to look up Korean buff Jesus. European buff Jesus has nothing on that guy.

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                      Someone said at the bad place that he died for our gains, lol.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down...

                        It's like going to the gym but there's alcohol.

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                        I mean there is no alcohol.

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                        • higgsboson@dubvee.orgH [email protected]

                          I'm not ruining my bladder

                          And, to be clear, it is possible to do just that, although it is unlikely to happen from just once.

                          e: Also, it can give you a UTI, which is much more likely and sucks.

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                          RIP Tycho Brahe

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