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My wife’s niece got hitched in a catholic high mass. It was three hours long. I could have used one of these.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]My buddy’s wedding was a 15 minute ceremony in a nice theatre followed immediately by the reception in the same room where we all got trashed. Perfection.
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As someone who hasn't gone to mass in forty years, how long is it usually? I imagine a hundred and fifty people taking communion would take a long time just by itself.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I mean where I live it's around 1 hour. Chrismtas and easter can go up to 1,5hr just because of the added stuff. But yeah even wedding mass is usually around 1 hour. Depends on the person holding it.
I alao juat remembered I have been to a couple catholic and orthodox wedding masses. All were about 1hr long.
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I mean where I live it's around 1 hour. Chrismtas and easter can go up to 1,5hr just because of the added stuff. But yeah even wedding mass is usually around 1 hour. Depends on the person holding it.
I alao juat remembered I have been to a couple catholic and orthodox wedding masses. All were about 1hr long.
That's definitely more reasonable, albeit dull for someone nonreligious. Maybe OP was exaggerating or it was just an extreme case.
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Well yeah. But even the wedding mass is usually about 1 hour long. Whoever decided for a 3hr one really is inconsiderate.
Yeah, my wife is Catholic; we had two options for wedding. The 1 hour ceremony, or the 40 minute ceremony (I think the difference is serving communion). That was it. I don't think we could have gotten a 3 hour ceremony even if we'd wanted it; they need the church for other things.
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I'm not ruining my bladder
And, to be clear, it is possible to do just that, although it is unlikely to happen from just once.
e: Also, it can give you a UTI, which is much more likely and sucks.
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There’s nowhere to pee in a rich man’s house except his face.
"Find the bathroom all right?"
"Uh...yeeeeah."
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My buddy’s wedding was a 15 minute ceremony in a nice theatre followed immediately by the reception in the same room where we all got trashed. Perfection.
A theater is a great idea. Why don't more people have weddings at one?
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That's definitely more reasonable, albeit dull for someone nonreligious. Maybe OP was exaggerating or it was just an extreme case.
Forcing non-Catholics to do the ritual is very amusing though.
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This is more for trump like actions, but he invited a trump to the wedding and it's relevant.
Bezos, you have now been awarded the Golden Diaper.
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Forcing non-Catholics to do the ritual is very amusing though.
Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down...
It's like going to the gym but there's alcohol.
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Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down...
It's like going to the gym but there's alcohol.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Lol. Don't forget the call and response and buff Jesus dead lifting his cross.
Edit: To be clear, not Korean buff Jesus, but normal buff Jesus.
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Lol. Don't forget the call and response and buff Jesus dead lifting his cross.
Edit: To be clear, not Korean buff Jesus, but normal buff Jesus.
I had to look up Korean buff Jesus. European buff Jesus has nothing on that guy.
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I had to look up Korean buff Jesus. European buff Jesus has nothing on that guy.
Someone said at the bad place that he died for our gains, lol.
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Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down...
It's like going to the gym but there's alcohol.
I mean there is no alcohol.
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I'm not ruining my bladder
And, to be clear, it is possible to do just that, although it is unlikely to happen from just once.
e: Also, it can give you a UTI, which is much more likely and sucks.
RIP Tycho Brahe
