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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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  • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

    at least you don't have to use simulink, right?

    ...right?

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    Simulink was the fun part of Matlab.

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      HTML 5 is also not a programming language.

      That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It's a perfectly fine language all things considered.

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      Isn't it Turing complete or was that CSS?

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      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zoneK [email protected]

        Rust: Nerdy Transfem

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        Welp, I guess you're sort of right…

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          • Java: you are in corporate IT
          • JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
          • Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker
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          I've never heard of Ruby outside Ruby on Rails. What games use it?

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            My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

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              We can just remove the HTML5 entry all together.

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                Fortran has a logo now?

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                  My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

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                  I still do.

                  I wish they'd open source Delphi (and most of the libraries). Might actually breathe some life back into it.

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                  • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                    Fortran has a logo now?

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                    It's just an f in serif

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                    • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                      rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

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                      • P [email protected]

                        Yep. It has no logo of its own, so it sometimes gets identified by the animal on the O'Reilly book

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                        perl logo is just the infopop ultimate bulletin board logo.

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                          I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

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                          never understand GIT as a single developer.

                          I use it to make it easier to work on stuff from my desktop, laptop, from windows or from Linux...

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                            I've never heard of Ruby outside Ruby on Rails. What games use it?

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                            I know of Minetest. And mpv (not a game) plugins. And Asciidoctor is built in it (for examples outside RoR).

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                              Simulink was the fun part of Matlab.

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                              neeeeerd

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                                My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

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                                We nagged our highschool around 97-98 until we got a programming course, we wanted c++ but the IT guy thought c++ would just be a fad, so we learned turbopascal.

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                                  where is Dart 😞

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                                    JavaScript: You are jus pretending

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                                    • V [email protected]

                                      HTML 5 is also not a programming language.

                                      That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It's a perfectly fine language all things considered.

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                                      I wouldn't say it's a perfectly fine language but I also don't understand the people hating on JS developers. If anything kudos to them for suffering through a language filled with such BS as "==" not actually doing what you think it should do (when coming from other languages).

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                                        I wouldn't say it's a perfectly fine language but I also don't understand the people hating on JS developers. If anything kudos to them for suffering through a language filled with such BS as "==" not actually doing what you think it should do (when coming from other languages).

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                                        I'm yet to find a non-LISP that doesn't have at least one or two rough edges like that.

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                                          This guy right here is a certified nerd certifier

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                                          I didn't certify that nerd certifier though.
                                          You want to be looking for some other nerd certifier certifier for that.

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