Can anyone confirm accuracy?
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Most of these are scripting languages. Some are even markup languages. It's like the meme creator didn't even know what a programming language was.
I hope someone got fired for that blunderNeeeeerd!
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- Java: you are in corporate IT
- JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
- Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker
wrote on last edited by [email protected]- Rust: you have long socks
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Thankfully I suck at that, but holy crap it is prevelent in this industry. The alcohol abuse is cray. Doesn't help when you travel constantly. I don't travel much anymore, but the people who spend 90+% of the year in the field, while having a family, are fundamentally broken. Fun to party once in a while, but when they do this shit multiple times a week, I don't understand.
Couldn't agree more. Field service is one hell of a drug. Money's good, variety is fun, the chaos and travel are fun too, and you learn a lot quickly. The latter often because some or all of the mfg. plant you're visiting needs you to fix your stuff so they can run, and no one is coming to BFE to help you, lol.
But that all wears off, in time, and it starts to take a huge toll like you described. Never met a long term field service engineer with a healthy home life, or with their health in general. I got out because both of mine were crumbling, for real.
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Happy to see Julia on the list.
Apparently I am a nerd. I accept that.
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Haha elixir is too obscure to be a nerd just us cool guys putting the fun in function
No Gleam either. That's one I'm wanting to try out.
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I heard it's to pay respect?
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No Haskell so I'm not a nerd
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Though from the languages I use the most (Java & Python) and other languages I enjoy (Rust, Julia) I can infer that I'm probably a bit of a nerd.Yeah Haskell is definitely not for nerds. Just too plain and simple.
GHC :: Your thoughts -> Our commands
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What about bash?
For n00bs
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Julia is a regular nerd?
She is, and she's lovely.
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Nope, JS is āYou think you are nerdā.
Also, why React is there? Itās a lib not a language
HTML 5 is also not a programming language.
That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It's a perfectly fine language all things considered.
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F in the chat for people who know F.
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As an engineer this is extremely offensive. MATLAB is for fucking tryhards.
as an R user, what is matlab what is it about
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OCaml maybe
OCaml has a camel with two bumps. So, that's gotta be the Perl dromedary camel...
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I believe Haskell makes you the pope of nerds.
Awesome!
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I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.
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Needless to say, they're wrong.
Not least because there's no such thing as a "compiled" or "interpreted" language.
Which is to say that it's a property of the tooling rather than the language itself. There's nothing stopping anyone from writing a C interpreter or a Python compiler.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Not least because thereās no such thing as a ācompiledā or āinterpretedā language.
I'd say there is (but the line is a bit blurry). IMHO the main distinction is the presence (and prevalence) of
evalsemantics in the language; if it is present, then any "compiler" would have to embed itself into the generated code, thus de-facto turning it into a bundled interpreter.That said, the argument that interpreted languages are somehow not programming languages is stupid.
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Matlab sucks ass no real engineers use it, only college kids.
If we're talking real engineering (like professional accredited engineering and not programmers calling themselves engineers) you couldn't be more wrong. It isn't used in deployment necessarily but for modeling and analysis it has no equal.
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I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.
Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.
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I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.
I'm a single developer and I use it. It's a great way to backup your files on the cloud with versionning.
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Thankfully I suck at that, but holy crap it is prevelent in this industry. The alcohol abuse is cray. Doesn't help when you travel constantly. I don't travel much anymore, but the people who spend 90+% of the year in the field, while having a family, are fundamentally broken. Fun to party once in a while, but when they do this shit multiple times a week, I don't understand.
Yeah holy shit. When I was starting out and tagged along a senior on a trip he literally hauled a big backpack of spirits with him.
Got out of that industry after a few years when I realized why every senior was drinking. The money was just not worth it for me.
