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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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  • ozoned@piefed.socialO [email protected]

    What about bash?

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    For n00bs

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      Julia is a regular nerd?

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      She is, and she's lovely.

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      • L [email protected]

        Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.

        Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language

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        HTML 5 is also not a programming language.

        That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It's a perfectly fine language all things considered.

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          F in the chat for people who know F.

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          • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

            As an engineer this is extremely offensive. MATLAB is for fucking tryhards.

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            as an R user, what is matlab what is it about

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            • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.brD [email protected]

              OCaml maybe

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              OCaml has a camel with two bumps. So, that's gotta be the Perl dromedary camel...

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                I believe Haskell makes you the pope of nerds.

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                Awesome!

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                • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                  I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

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                    Needless to say, they're wrong.

                    Not least because there's no such thing as a "compiled" or "interpreted" language.

                    Which is to say that it's a property of the tooling rather than the language itself. There's nothing stopping anyone from writing a C interpreter or a Python compiler.

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                    Not least because there’s no such thing as a “compiled” or “interpreted” language.

                    I'd say there is (but the line is a bit blurry). IMHO the main distinction is the presence (and prevalence) of eval semantics in the language; if it is present, then any "compiler" would have to embed itself into the generated code, thus de-facto turning it into a bundled interpreter.

                    That said, the argument that interpreted languages are somehow not programming languages is stupid.

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                    • M [email protected]

                      Matlab sucks ass no real engineers use it, only college kids.

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                      If we're talking real engineering (like professional accredited engineering and not programmers calling themselves engineers) you couldn't be more wrong. It isn't used in deployment necessarily but for modeling and analysis it has no equal.

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                      • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                        I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.

                        Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.

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                          I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

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                          I'm a single developer and I use it. It's a great way to backup your files on the cloud with versionning.

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                          • J [email protected]

                            Thankfully I suck at that, but holy crap it is prevelent in this industry. The alcohol abuse is cray. Doesn't help when you travel constantly. I don't travel much anymore, but the people who spend 90+% of the year in the field, while having a family, are fundamentally broken. Fun to party once in a while, but when they do this shit multiple times a week, I don't understand.

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                            Yeah holy shit. When I was starting out and tagged along a senior on a trip he literally hauled a big backpack of spirits with him.

                            Got out of that industry after a few years when I realized why every senior was drinking. The money was just not worth it for me.

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                              The cool kids use AI to code

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                                I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

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                                Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today?

                                I recommend checking out Python (Django) and Ruby (Ruby on Rails) if you want nice and easy modern Web frameworks that also aren't that weird if you have PHP experience.

                                Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

                                Versioning your code with Git makes it much easier to experiment with new ideas. Cocked up a file? Pull it from the previous version. Create new branches for experiments, merge them in if they work, toss them if they don't, or keep them around just in case, without them ever getting in your way in the "real" version.

                                And if you keep the code in a server (GitHub etc), that gives you a backup location and makes it easier to work on code on multiple systems.

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                                  Can't confirm, I'm old and a nerd and I love C++

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                                    as an R user, what is matlab what is it about

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                                    It's mainly a tool for working with matrices (matrix laboratory). This is useful for solving ordinary differential equations. Learning Matlab is usually a requirement for first year engineering students. I'm now a licensed chemical engineer, and I haven't used Matlab since sophomore year.

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                                      It's mainly a tool for working with matrices (matrix laboratory). This is useful for solving ordinary differential equations. Learning Matlab is usually a requirement for first year engineering students. I'm now a licensed chemical engineer, and I haven't used Matlab since sophomore year.

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                                      i technicly will get the title of enginner (barely) from my uni course we use r for statistics and data analysis

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                                      • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                                        at least you don't have to use simulink, right?

                                        ...right?

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                                        Simulink was the fun part of Matlab.

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                                          HTML 5 is also not a programming language.

                                          That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It's a perfectly fine language all things considered.

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                                          Isn't it Turing complete or was that CSS?

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