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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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  • E [email protected]

    My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

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    I still do.

    I wish they'd open source Delphi (and most of the libraries). Might actually breathe some life back into it.

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    • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

      Fortran has a logo now?

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      It's just an f in serif

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      • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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        rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

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        • P [email protected]

          Yep. It has no logo of its own, so it sometimes gets identified by the animal on the O'Reilly book

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          perl logo is just the infopop ultimate bulletin board logo.

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          • O [email protected]

            I used to develop with PHP all the time . That was back in 2010 when my teenage soul still had hope and dreams. Can someone still developing tell me what I should use for the backend today? Also I can never understand GIT as a single developer. The fuck is that? I've tried everything to understand.

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            never understand GIT as a single developer.

            I use it to make it easier to work on stuff from my desktop, laptop, from windows or from Linux...

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            • Z [email protected]

              I've never heard of Ruby outside Ruby on Rails. What games use it?

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              #124

              I know of Minetest. And mpv (not a game) plugins. And Asciidoctor is built in it (for examples outside RoR).

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              • C [email protected]

                Simulink was the fun part of Matlab.

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                neeeeerd

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                • E [email protected]

                  My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

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                  We nagged our highschool around 97-98 until we got a programming course, we wanted c++ but the IT guy thought c++ would just be a fad, so we learned turbopascal.

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                    where is Dart 😞

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                    • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                      JavaScript: You are jus pretending

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                      • V [email protected]

                        HTML 5 is also not a programming language.

                        That being said. The JS hate is kinda cringe at this point. It's a perfectly fine language all things considered.

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                        #129

                        I wouldn't say it's a perfectly fine language but I also don't understand the people hating on JS developers. If anything kudos to them for suffering through a language filled with such BS as "==" not actually doing what you think it should do (when coming from other languages).

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                        • neshura@bookwormstory.socialN [email protected]

                          I wouldn't say it's a perfectly fine language but I also don't understand the people hating on JS developers. If anything kudos to them for suffering through a language filled with such BS as "==" not actually doing what you think it should do (when coming from other languages).

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                          I'm yet to find a non-LISP that doesn't have at least one or two rough edges like that.

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                          • S [email protected]

                            This guy right here is a certified nerd certifier

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                            I didn't certify that nerd certifier though.
                            You want to be looking for some other nerd certifier certifier for that.

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                            • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                              Rust: you're an annoying nerd

                              😧 you're a nonexistent nerd

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                              • cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                perl logo is just the infopop ultimate bulletin board logo.

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                                #133

                                Perl.org now has a stylised camel emblem

                                CPAN.org doesn't use a camel

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