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  • S [email protected]

    You're on it honey

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    #4

    Why haven't I gotten any matches then

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    • T [email protected]

      Why haven't I gotten any matches then

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      #5

      Here you go

      Matchsticks

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      • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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        #6

        Check out Alovoa haha

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        • S [email protected]

          Here you go

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          Dating app for pyromaniacs mails real matches to your house.

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          • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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            Incidentally, "Drya" is basically what we call a threesome in German.

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            • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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              I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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              • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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                #10

                It means you're old 😉

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                • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                  I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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                  It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers

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                  • S [email protected]

                    Here you go

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                    that redhead looks like a handful

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                    • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                      It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers

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                      #13

                      I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!

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                      • tostiman@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                        It means you're old 😉

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                        #14

                        Shut up and get off my lawn!

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                        • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                          I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!

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                          Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?

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                          • tostiman@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                            It means you're old 😉

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                            #16

                            it means they're unc 😉

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                            • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                              I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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                              It's short for charisma

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                              • E [email protected]

                                Incidentally, "Drya" is basically what we call a threesome in German.

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                                Ouch, maybe you Germans could try some lube.

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Here you go

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                                  so, tinder then?

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                                  • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                    Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?

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                                    Fr fr?

                                    France France!

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                                    • tostiman@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                                      It means you're old 😉

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                                      I'll take it, I'd rather be old than dead 😛

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                                      • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                        that redhead looks like a handful

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                                        #22

                                        All us redheads are.
                                        (which is probably why I haven't had a match either :P)

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                                        • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                          All us redheads are.
                                          (which is probably why I haven't had a match either :P)

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                                          #23

                                          Oh damn
                                          You must have got one of them
                                          combustible heads, I read an article all about them

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