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  • T [email protected]

    Why haven't I gotten any matches then

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    Here you go

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      Check out Alovoa haha

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      • S [email protected]

        Here you go

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        Dating app for pyromaniacs mails real matches to your house.

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          Incidentally, "Drya" is basically what we call a threesome in German.

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            I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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            • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

              I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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              It means you're old 😉

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              • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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                It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers

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                • S [email protected]

                  Here you go

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                  that redhead looks like a handful

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                  • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                    It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers

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                    I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!

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                    • tostiman@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                      It means you're old 😉

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                      #14

                      Shut up and get off my lawn!

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                      • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                        I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!

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                        Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?

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                        • tostiman@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                          It means you're old 😉

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                          it means they're unc 😉

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                          • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                            I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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                            It's short for charisma

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                            • E [email protected]

                              Incidentally, "Drya" is basically what we call a threesome in German.

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                              Ouch, maybe you Germans could try some lube.

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                              • S [email protected]

                                Here you go

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                                so, tinder then?

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                                • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                  Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?

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                                  Fr fr?

                                  France France!

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                                  • tostiman@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                                    It means you're old 😉

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                                    I'll take it, I'd rather be old than dead 😛

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                                    • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                      that redhead looks like a handful

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                                      #22

                                      All us redheads are.
                                      (which is probably why I haven't had a match either :P)

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                                      • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                        All us redheads are.
                                        (which is probably why I haven't had a match either :P)

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                                        Oh damn
                                        You must have got one of them
                                        combustible heads, I read an article all about them

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                                          Or Bumble.

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