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    Here you go

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    Dating app for pyromaniacs mails real matches to your house.

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      Incidentally, "Drya" is basically what we call a threesome in German.

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        I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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        • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

          I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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          It means you're old 😉

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          • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

            I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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            It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers

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            • S [email protected]

              Here you go

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              that redhead looks like a handful

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              • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                It's a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers

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                I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!

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                • tostiman@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                  It means you're old 😉

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                  Shut up and get off my lawn!

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                  • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                    I don't even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!

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                    Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?

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                    • tostiman@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                      It means you're old 😉

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                      it means they're unc 😉

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                      • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                        I don't know what "rizz" is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.

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                        #17

                        It's short for charisma

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                        • E [email protected]

                          Incidentally, "Drya" is basically what we call a threesome in German.

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                          Ouch, maybe you Germans could try some lube.

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                          • S [email protected]

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                            so, tinder then?

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                            • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                              Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?

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                              Fr fr?

                              France France!

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                              • tostiman@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                                It means you're old 😉

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                                I'll take it, I'd rather be old than dead 😛

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                                • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                                  that redhead looks like a handful

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                                  All us redheads are.
                                  (which is probably why I haven't had a match either :P)

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                                  • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                    All us redheads are.
                                    (which is probably why I haven't had a match either :P)

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                                    Oh damn
                                    You must have got one of them
                                    combustible heads, I read an article all about them

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                                      Or Bumble.

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                                        Or Binder.

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                                        • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                                          Or Bumble.

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                                          This already exists

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