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    I'm pretty sure this is sacrilegious, Furbies are satanic objects.

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      *Furbiblically

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      • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

        Cosplay by @strawhiskey at DragonCon.

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        Had to be DragonCon. Beats the cosplay everywhere else just based on originality. Miss this mess!

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          This makes me wish we could use our AT Field.

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            *Furbiblically

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            BE NOT FURFRAID

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            • ickplant@lemmy.worldI [email protected]
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              I need that mouth to open revealing another eyeball

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                Is this before or after the stage of growth where it absorbs a human child's soul for more power?

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                Furbies exist in all stages of growth at all time periods they aren't confined to time like us mortals.

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                  Perhaps ironically, by many traditions, Satan is an angelic object.

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                  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                    Perhaps ironically, by many traditions, Satan is an angelic object.

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                    That's true. But a lot of Christians don't know that.

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                      I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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                        I will thus correct your statement to read:

                        ...ferbalicious.

                        Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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                        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                          I will thus correct your statement to read:

                          ...ferbalicious.

                          Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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                          ...and now Fergie's annoying ass song is stuck in my head.

                          Thanks.

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                            Is this before or after the stage of growth where it absorbs a human child's soul for more power?

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                            FNAF Furby...

                            As if it wasn't terrifying enough already.

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                              I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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                              See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

                              Either way would work well though!

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                                See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

                                Either way would work well though!

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                                Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                                  Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                                  Wait, actually, I think the person has fishnet stockings on, I didn't zoom close enough to see the first time.

                                  Oh snap

                                  Edit: either that or it's a pattern that gives that illusion to me

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                                    I love how the legs are facing forward but the eyes are off to the side, like you're not even worthy of being gazed upon but you are still being observed

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                                      Nice gams, Furby.

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                                        Somehow that makes it less cursed than a standard Furby.

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