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    I need that mouth to open revealing another eyeball

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      Is this before or after the stage of growth where it absorbs a human child's soul for more power?

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      Furbies exist in all stages of growth at all time periods they aren't confined to time like us mortals.

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        Perhaps ironically, by many traditions, Satan is an angelic object.

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          Perhaps ironically, by many traditions, Satan is an angelic object.

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          That's true. But a lot of Christians don't know that.

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            I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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              I will thus correct your statement to read:

              ...ferbalicious.

              Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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                I will thus correct your statement to read:

                ...ferbalicious.

                Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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                ...and now Fergie's annoying ass song is stuck in my head.

                Thanks.

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                  Is this before or after the stage of growth where it absorbs a human child's soul for more power?

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                  FNAF Furby...

                  As if it wasn't terrifying enough already.

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                    I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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                    See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

                    Either way would work well though!

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                      See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

                      Either way would work well though!

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                      Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                        Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                        Wait, actually, I think the person has fishnet stockings on, I didn't zoom close enough to see the first time.

                        Oh snap

                        Edit: either that or it's a pattern that gives that illusion to me

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                          I love how the legs are facing forward but the eyes are off to the side, like you're not even worthy of being gazed upon but you are still being observed

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                            Nice gams, Furby.

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                              Somehow that makes it less cursed than a standard Furby.

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