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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

    Perhaps ironically, by many traditions, Satan is an angelic object.

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    That's true. But a lot of Christians don't know that.

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      I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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        I will thus correct your statement to read:

        ...ferbalicious.

        Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

          I will thus correct your statement to read:

          ...ferbalicious.

          Thank you coming to my TED talk rofl.

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          ...and now Fergie's annoying ass song is stuck in my head.

          Thanks.

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            Is this before or after the stage of growth where it absorbs a human child's soul for more power?

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            FNAF Furby...

            As if it wasn't terrifying enough already.

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            • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

              I feel like there should be fishnet stockings, just for extra "WTF" value.

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              See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

              Either way would work well though!

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                See I thought it should have some sort of dress under to cover up the person's legs completely.

                Either way would work well though!

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                Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                  Oooh, yes, tiered hoop skirt would do nicely too

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                  Wait, actually, I think the person has fishnet stockings on, I didn't zoom close enough to see the first time.

                  Oh snap

                  Edit: either that or it's a pattern that gives that illusion to me

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                    I love how the legs are facing forward but the eyes are off to the side, like you're not even worthy of being gazed upon but you are still being observed

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                      Nice gams, Furby.

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                        Somehow that makes it less cursed than a standard Furby.

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