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Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

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  • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]
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    If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical

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      Carrots or lettuce?

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        She is perfect, give her a little kiss in the head for me

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        Will do!

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          What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?

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            How do you get tan-egg poop out of a keyboard?

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              Who did you vote for last election?

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                If an object with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

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                  Carrots or lettuce?

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                  llllllllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmm, .

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                    What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?

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                    44444444443r34erdfdfcv

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                      This pig thinks it's sooo smart

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                      I won't be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal

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                        How do you get tan-egg poop out of a keyboard?

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                        • justiceforporygon@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                          Who did you vote for last election?

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                          jlkmm . ..................

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                            If an object with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

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                            L KMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK ,kkkkkkkkkkkk

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                              Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

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                              We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards

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                                I completely agree.

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                                • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                                  llllllllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmm, .

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                                  Completely understandable. And I agree.

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                                    This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!

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                                      How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

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                                        What would be your ideal breakfast?

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                                          Would you be able to pack a gerbil?

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