US asks countries to help lower soaring prices of eggs
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 19:28 last edited byI fucking hate living in the US. It's embarrassing.
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So Trump can't get it under control. Got it.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 20:11 last edited byWell, he solved it on day one.
On day two, eggs went unexpectedly expensive again. It's not his fault.
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What's ironic is that from all countries he is asking Denmark. Greenland is An autonomous territory under the kingdom of Denmark.
I heard that before asking Greenland he was asking Canada as well.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 20:21 last edited byI think you meant "kingdom of Denmark" there, but yeah
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 20:40 last edited byEuropean nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 20:50 last edited byGovernment: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.
Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?
Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. ... ... ... Can you spot me $50 until payday?
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 20:53 last edited byI would love to see NATO countries (besides the US) band together and say:
”We will come together to support our great ally, so long as she saves herself. Upon the acceptance of President Trump's and Vice President Vance's resignation, we will provide the aid that our friend needs."
Trump could, in fact, be the hero here. He could walk away from the presidency with a win. For added measure, these countries could write lofty and wonderful articles about Trump's selflessness.
We know he won't.
Aside: I'm not saying Mike Johnson would make a good president. But let's take this one thing at a time.
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:16 last edited byTime to educate Trump in the fine art of export tariffs.
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
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Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.
Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?
Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. ... ... ... Can you spot me $50 until payday?
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:29 last edited byAmerica is basically the scumbag Steve meme from the early Internet.
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:32 last edited byIraq: has oil
Murca: we declare a freedom on you!
Canada: has oil
Murca: we declare a freedom on you!
Denmark: has eggs
Murca: we declare a freedom on you!
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Local farmers market in 'Berta.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:38 last edited byYa farmer's markets are kinda pricey, eh?
I go downtown to FreshCo and it's $3 CAD per dozen, bud.
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:40 last edited bycharge us more, seriously
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Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.
You want em?
Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!
You want to take our sovereignty away?
…starve.
<intentionally drops an egg while smiling>
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:42 last edited byGenuinely, fuck us over as hard as you can.
I know about Type 2 “Sorry”, but there are an absolute shitload of idiots down here who don’t.
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Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.
You want em?
Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!
You want to take our sovereignty away?
…starve.
<intentionally drops an egg while smiling>
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:43 last edited byYou want eggs? Fucking take em
<proceeds to throw eggs across the border like baseballs>
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America is basically the scumbag Steve meme from the early Internet.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:45 last edited byR.I.P Scumbag Steve.
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:49 last edited by"You will become part of the US."
two days later....
"Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?"
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:57 last edited byMeanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.
Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.
Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.
There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs
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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."
You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.
America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 21:59 last edited byI'm not saying we should...
But negative tariffs on eggs coming out of the USA and ridiculous tariffs on eggs going into the USA would tickle my funny bone
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Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.
Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.
Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.
There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 22:01 last edited byCapitalism artificially creates scarcity (or the illusion of scarcity) to generate capital.
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Get on your knees and beg, donny.
wrote on 15 Mar 2025, 22:13 last edited byAnd don't you dare to forget wear a very nice suit and say thank you to everyone you see.
