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  • S [email protected]

    Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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    It's good for you.

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      This is the champion mayo-fiend

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        Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

        Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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        Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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          But they probably have a hunch

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          Their cardiologist knows

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            I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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            It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least

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              My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

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              • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                But in a good way.

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                Yes and no.

                It's confusing.

                I did not want to laugh but I couldn't avoid it.

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                • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                  I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                  Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

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                    They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

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                      I think that person would be Ken Griffin.

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                        This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                        Or this guy?

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                          They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.

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                            They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

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                            • S [email protected]

                              Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

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                              Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?

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                                My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

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                                The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢

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                                  They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

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                                  I feel called out by this

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                                  • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                    Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?

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                                    Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It's common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean "tacos" which barely count as tacos. So I'm wondering if mayonnaise "sandwiches" are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren't ubiquitous.

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                                      They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.

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                                      It's more than a feeling.

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                                        Mayonnaise Georg

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It's common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean "tacos" which barely count as tacos. So I'm wondering if mayonnaise "sandwiches" are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren't ubiquitous.

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                                          Yeah I believe that counts.

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