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  • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

    I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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    Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

    But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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    • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

      If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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      That gets worst as it progresses.

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        probably a Dutchie

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          You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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          https://lemmy.world/post/33507449 done.

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            probably a Dutchie

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            Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

            Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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              I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                That gets worst as it progresses.

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                But in a good way.

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                  Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

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                    It’s me. Sorry, everyone. πŸ˜”

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                      Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                      It's good for you.

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                        This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                          Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                          Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                          Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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                            But they probably have a hunch

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                            Their cardiologist knows

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                              I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                              It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least

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                                My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

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                                • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                  But in a good way.

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                                  Yes and no.

                                  It's confusing.

                                  I did not want to laugh but I couldn't avoid it.

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                                  • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                    I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                                    Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

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                                      They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

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                                        I think that person would be Ken Griffin.

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                                          This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                                          Or this guy?

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