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  • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

    If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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    Beautiful πŸ‘

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      Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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      I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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        I watched this twice

        What is wrong with me

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        You found your kink.

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        • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

          I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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          Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

          But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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          • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

            If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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            That gets worst as it progresses.

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              probably a Dutchie

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                You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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                https://lemmy.world/post/33507449 done.

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                  probably a Dutchie

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                  Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                  Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                    I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                      That gets worst as it progresses.

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                      But in a good way.

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                        Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

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                          It’s me. Sorry, everyone. πŸ˜”

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                            Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                            It's good for you.

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                              This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                                Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                                Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                                Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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                                  But they probably have a hunch

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                                  Their cardiologist knows

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                                    I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                                    It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least

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                                      My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

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                                      • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                        But in a good way.

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                                        Yes and no.

                                        It's confusing.

                                        I did not want to laugh but I couldn't avoid it.

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                                        • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                          I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                                          Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

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