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  • P [email protected]

    I watched this twice

    What is wrong with me

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    You found your kink.

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    • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

      I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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      Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

      But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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      • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

        If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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        That gets worst as it progresses.

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          probably a Dutchie

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          • O [email protected]

            You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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            https://lemmy.world/post/33507449 done.

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            • xtools@programming.devX [email protected]

              probably a Dutchie

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              Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

              Yes I'm Dutch...๐Ÿ˜

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                I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                  That gets worst as it progresses.

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                  But in a good way.

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                    Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

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                      Itโ€™s me. Sorry, everyone. ๐Ÿ˜”

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                        It's good for you.

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                          This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                          • F [email protected]

                            Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                            Yes I'm Dutch...๐Ÿ˜

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                            Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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                            • O [email protected]

                              But they probably have a hunch

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                              Their cardiologist knows

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                                I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                                It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least

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                                  My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

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                                  • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                    But in a good way.

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                                    Yes and no.

                                    It's confusing.

                                    I did not want to laugh but I couldn't avoid it.

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                                    • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                      I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                                      Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

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                                        They totally know. There might be a few that think theyโ€™re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

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                                          I think that person would be Ken Griffin.

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