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    If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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      Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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          If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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          Beautiful πŸ‘

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            Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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            I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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              I watched this twice

              What is wrong with me

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              You found your kink.

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                I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

                But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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                  If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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                  That gets worst as it progresses.

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                    probably a Dutchie

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                      You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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                      https://lemmy.world/post/33507449 done.

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                        probably a Dutchie

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                        Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                        Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                          I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                            That gets worst as it progresses.

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                            But in a good way.

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                              Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

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                                It’s me. Sorry, everyone. πŸ˜”

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                                  Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                                  It's good for you.

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                                    This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                                      Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                                      Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                                      Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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                                        But they probably have a hunch

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                                        Their cardiologist knows

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                                          I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                                          It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least

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