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    My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

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    Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

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      If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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        Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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          • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

            If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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            Beautiful πŸ‘

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              Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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              I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                I watched this twice

                What is wrong with me

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                You found your kink.

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                  I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                  Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

                  But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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                    If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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                    That gets worst as it progresses.

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                      probably a Dutchie

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                      • O [email protected]

                        You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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                        https://lemmy.world/post/33507449 done.

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                          probably a Dutchie

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                          Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                          Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                            I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                              That gets worst as it progresses.

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                              But in a good way.

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                                Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

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                                  It’s me. Sorry, everyone. πŸ˜”

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                                    Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                                    It's good for you.

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                                      This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                                        Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                                        Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                                        Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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                                          But they probably have a hunch

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                                          Their cardiologist knows

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