I finished a tube of chapstick before losing it.

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

For added triumph, try to use it up before it goes bad.

Because apparently that's a thing.

[wizard_pope@lemmy.world]

Can you teach this skill to my gf please? She constantly has around 3 in rotation and keeps needing to swap in new ones because they just disappear.

[twanhe@lemmy.world]

Damn, only time I accomplished this was when i lost and found it multiple times.
Bit like bic lighters

[mothmandelorian@lemmy.world]

I am about to finish my third tube of Aquaphor branded lip balm. It’s the only brand I have done this with

[socialmediarefugee@lemmy.world]

And they give my colon the lubrication it needs to poop.

[socialmediarefugee@lemmy.world]

Hell has officially frozen over.

[spacenoodle@lemmy.world]

Bee vomit

[eddanja@lemmy.world]

[ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED] - Responsible Chapsticker

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

I thought that was honey. Plus, there's also royal jelly?

[gasgiant@lemmy.ml]

I thought this place was supposed to be dull.

The rare exciting news of a finished Chapstick (rather than lost, wrecked in the washing machine, etc ..) is certainly not dull!

I'm going to go and reorganise my screw boxes to calm down a bit.

[trickdacy@lemmy.world]

I think bees wax is bee shit. You're thinking of bee puke

[stupidcasey@lemmy.world]

That's easy I left a tube of chapstick in the car once and I was able to use the entire thing without opening it.

[gerudo@lemm.ee]

If I do that here in the south, it just melts in the summer. Constantly buying new ones in the summertime because I take them inside to not melt, then forget them at home.

[bemorecareful@lemmy.world]

This is right up there with running a pen out of ink.

[brlemworld@lemmy.world]

I do this all the time

[arcaneslime@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Counterpoint: that's burt's bees (bee's?) lip balm, thus so far chapstick still has never been successfully conquered.

[dvixen@lemmy.world]

I have five or six on the go. Can't tell if I've ever lost one. Win-win!