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  • N [email protected]

    I have a script that turns this -- into this — on my computer, but tbf I'm probably an AI so that tracks.

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    Honestly might want to consider stopping using the script now. Double hyphens seems more human, at least for the time being

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    • Z [email protected]

      I hate that, I always loved my em-dashes, and I'll continue to use them — even if that means I look like an AI!

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      The two dominant style guides in the U.S. (Chicago Manual of Style and the A.P. Stylebook) prescribe no spaces around em dashes. When I do professional writing I default to Chicago, so I learned to eventually omit spaces around em dashes. That's still my main way of distinguishing myself, for now.

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        The two dominant style guides in the U.S. (Chicago Manual of Style and the A.P. Stylebook) prescribe no spaces around em dashes. When I do professional writing I default to Chicago, so I learned to eventually omit spaces around em dashes. That's still my main way of distinguishing myself, for now.

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        Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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          Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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          I would advise against it — I think it looks stupid.

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          • M [email protected]

            ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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            #49

            That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

            EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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            • C [email protected]

              That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

              EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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              shitton

              20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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                shitton

                20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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                Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

                So it would be 3k/year.

                Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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                  He seems genuine

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                  • C [email protected]

                    Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

                    So it would be 3k/year.

                    Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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                    It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                    Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                      It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                      Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                      You make 100 euro per month?

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                      • W [email protected]

                        Ah, my competition making job requirements easy for me.

                        All the boss needs is someone who can write without ChatGPT.

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                        Application denied by the AI. Reason: AI review, duh

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                          Hello, [human name]! My suggestions include:

                          • [list of sites that offer jobs]

                          I hope I've been helpful!

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                            Effing Indian scammers!

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                              I have basic skills in Doing the Needful, and I'm willing to learn fast and work hard.

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                              • Z [email protected]

                                I hate that, I always loved my em-dashes, and I'll continue to use them — even if that means I look like an AI!

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                                Nice try robot scum

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  He seems genuine

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                                  His neck is high, it makes me trust him

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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                                    You're technically correct, but it's much less than $3000 USD. $232.54 USD to be exact. Or roughly two day's worth of pay for the average American. I guess things are much cheaper in India.

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                                      okay but what would the motive to write this even be?

                                      Responding to himself with some scam hustle, hoping that people similar to the OP take the bait?

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                                      The motive could be as simple as asking for a job while not being fluent in English or not being confident in their English skills. People look for the worse in people way too much sometimes.

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                                      • I [email protected]

                                        You make 100 euro per month?

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                                        Ah, again month / year confusion. I should have went slept instead writing that then 🙂

                                        Just checked: 20 000 rupies is a bit more than a minimal wage here. And the minimal wage in India is around 16k rupees.
                                        OK, in that case dude just wanted somethig around minimal wage. That's not much.

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                                          People are laughing about the fact that this is obviously a template that didn't get filled out properly by either a bot or an incompetent person, not the suggested skill list mentioned in the template.

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                                          Idk, if I was an Indian and writing a Reddit post asking for help, I’d definitely use ai to make it as legible as possible

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