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  • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

    But why not just use this - this?

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    I use that for lists. Double hyphen is also more distinct.

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      I have [skills].

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      I excel at [other duties as required]

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      • magicabyss@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM [email protected]

        He forgot to add "prompt engineer" to his skills.

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        He also forgot "proof reader."

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        • N [email protected]

          I have a script that turns this -- into this — on my computer, but tbf I'm probably an AI so that tracks.

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          Honestly might want to consider stopping using the script now. Double hyphens seems more human, at least for the time being

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          • Z [email protected]

            I hate that, I always loved my em-dashes, and I'll continue to use them — even if that means I look like an AI!

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            The two dominant style guides in the U.S. (Chicago Manual of Style and the A.P. Stylebook) prescribe no spaces around em dashes. When I do professional writing I default to Chicago, so I learned to eventually omit spaces around em dashes. That's still my main way of distinguishing myself, for now.

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              The two dominant style guides in the U.S. (Chicago Manual of Style and the A.P. Stylebook) prescribe no spaces around em dashes. When I do professional writing I default to Chicago, so I learned to eventually omit spaces around em dashes. That's still my main way of distinguishing myself, for now.

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              Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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                Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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                I would advise against it — I think it looks stupid.

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                • M [email protected]

                  ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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                  That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

                  EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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                    That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

                    EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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                    shitton

                    20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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                      shitton

                      20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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                      Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

                      So it would be 3k/year.

                      Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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                        He seems genuine

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                        • C [email protected]

                          Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

                          So it would be 3k/year.

                          Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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                          It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                          Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                            It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                            Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                            You make 100 euro per month?

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                              Ah, my competition making job requirements easy for me.

                              All the boss needs is someone who can write without ChatGPT.

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                              Application denied by the AI. Reason: AI review, duh

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                                Hello, [human name]! My suggestions include:

                                • [list of sites that offer jobs]

                                I hope I've been helpful!

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                                  Effing Indian scammers!

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                                    I have basic skills in Doing the Needful, and I'm willing to learn fast and work hard.

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                                    • Z [email protected]

                                      I hate that, I always loved my em-dashes, and I'll continue to use them — even if that means I look like an AI!

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                                      Nice try robot scum

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                                      • F [email protected]

                                        He seems genuine

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                                        His neck is high, it makes me trust him

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                                        • M [email protected]

                                          ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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                                          You're technically correct, but it's much less than $3000 USD. $232.54 USD to be exact. Or roughly two day's worth of pay for the average American. I guess things are much cheaper in India.

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