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  • E [email protected]

    The two dominant style guides in the U.S. (Chicago Manual of Style and the A.P. Stylebook) prescribe no spaces around em dashes. When I do professional writing I default to Chicago, so I learned to eventually omit spaces around em dashes. That's still my main way of distinguishing myself, for now.

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    Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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      Oh it's interesting! In French typography (which I use in English if I don't know this language's rule), there's a normal space between the main text and the dash, and a non-breaking space between the dash and the inclusion. But I may turn to Chicago, now that I know that.

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      I would advise against it — I think it looks stupid.

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      • M [email protected]

        ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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        #49

        That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

        EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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        • C [email protected]

          That's a shit ton of money for someone that is "broke and desperate". This is from a European cost of living PoV. In india it is probably a shitton of money

          EDIT: this comment is wrong. See responses below.

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          shitton

          20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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            shitton

            20000 rupees per month is around 200 euros from what I see

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            Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

            So it would be 3k/year.

            Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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              He seems genuine

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                Ah my bad. The original post was per month but the comment I replied to was per year. I assumed it was per month too.

                So it would be 3k/year.

                Yeah, that's definitely not a lot.

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                It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                  It is a shitload, tbh. I make half as much and my salary is considered pretty high in here. Most of my friends barely make a half of my salary. Ukraine.

                  Upd. Again month-year confusion.

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                  You make 100 euro per month?

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                  • W [email protected]

                    Ah, my competition making job requirements easy for me.

                    All the boss needs is someone who can write without ChatGPT.

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                    Application denied by the AI. Reason: AI review, duh

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                      Hello, [human name]! My suggestions include:

                      • [list of sites that offer jobs]

                      I hope I've been helpful!

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                        Effing Indian scammers!

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                          I have basic skills in Doing the Needful, and I'm willing to learn fast and work hard.

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                          • Z [email protected]

                            I hate that, I always loved my em-dashes, and I'll continue to use them — even if that means I look like an AI!

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                            Nice try robot scum

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                              He seems genuine

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                              His neck is high, it makes me trust him

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                              • M [email protected]

                                ₹240,000. That's like less than $3,000 US.

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                                You're technically correct, but it's much less than $3000 USD. $232.54 USD to be exact. Or roughly two day's worth of pay for the average American. I guess things are much cheaper in India.

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                                  okay but what would the motive to write this even be?

                                  Responding to himself with some scam hustle, hoping that people similar to the OP take the bait?

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                                  The motive could be as simple as asking for a job while not being fluent in English or not being confident in their English skills. People look for the worse in people way too much sometimes.

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                                  • I [email protected]

                                    You make 100 euro per month?

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                                    Ah, again month / year confusion. I should have went slept instead writing that then 🙂

                                    Just checked: 20 000 rupies is a bit more than a minimal wage here. And the minimal wage in India is around 16k rupees.
                                    OK, in that case dude just wanted somethig around minimal wage. That's not much.

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                                      People are laughing about the fact that this is obviously a template that didn't get filled out properly by either a bot or an incompetent person, not the suggested skill list mentioned in the template.

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                                      Idk, if I was an Indian and writing a Reddit post asking for help, I’d definitely use ai to make it as legible as possible

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                                        Idk, if I was an Indian and writing a Reddit post asking for help, I’d definitely use ai to make it as legible as possible

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                                        So, if you were an Indian, you would by default have problems formulating legible, English text and would have to rely on AI? Didn't we have term for these kind of assumptions?

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                                          So, if you were an Indian, you would by default have problems formulating legible, English text and would have to rely on AI? Didn't we have term for these kind of assumptions?

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                                          No, but I don’t know this guy. Why assume the worst

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