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    The part where he kills you (This is that part)

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    Part 9: The Part Where He Kills You

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      Speaking from experience: in many cases, they’re cliche because project managers, producers, and execs insist on writing achievement names & descriptions instead of letting the writer(s) do it.

      It’s happened on almost every game I’ve worked on.

      They get a kick out of having a tangible contribution to the finished product, and in most cases seem to believe they’re actually being funny and original. It’s easier to just let them have it.

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        Ratchet and Clank did trophies the right way and made them fun little challenges that unlocked cheats and other gameplay twists.

        Going for all the gold bolts was actually fun.

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          Part 9: The Part Where He Kills You

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          "I think this is the part where he kills us."

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            Seeing achievements that actually are hard to achieve and aren't grindy brings me joy

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              I know no one cares but on the off chance that someone does, the picture is from this song.

              It's a song made basically entirely of Japanese onomatopoeias. It's brought me so much joy I'd love if it makes one other person feel that way.

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                I like that the "open game" archivments are mostly at like 70%

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                  I like that the "open game" archivments are mostly at like 70%

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                  I just haven't got around ooh a sale!

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                  • M [email protected]

                    Speaking from experience: in many cases, they’re cliche because project managers, producers, and execs insist on writing achievement names & descriptions instead of letting the writer(s) do it.

                    It’s happened on almost every game I’ve worked on.

                    They get a kick out of having a tangible contribution to the finished product, and in most cases seem to believe they’re actually being funny and original. It’s easier to just let them have it.

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                    You've just made me sadder than you can imagine

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                      Shout out to Split Fiction for getting the "Unironically making a 'The cake is a lie' reference in the year of the Lord 2025" award

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                        "I think this is the part where he kills us."

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                        "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"

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                          I think its charming

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                          Yeah, I'm really not getting the joke here. It just seems like they are listing normal game achievements, which I would probably ignore anyway.

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                            Just reading that made me laugh. Absolutely fantastic abuse of every available medium.

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                              Seeing achievements that actually are hard to achieve and aren't grindy brings me joy

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                              Yeah, I wish they were only that, instead of "collect all 1000 mcguffins" or "defeat a boss with 1 life left."

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                                I haven't seen one in a while but I was so fucking sick of seeing bigger they are harder they fall references in the early days of achievements

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                                  I like that the "open game" archivments are mostly at like 70%

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                                  It gives a point of reference for the others. Though it should probably just be the base for calculating the other percentages.

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                                    I think its charming

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                                    Yeah, though I don't really like the ones that can be missed by playing the game too well, like the "die to boss x times".

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                                      I swear some games just load them up at the start so it looks like you were playing for longer when others see you have "SO MANY ACHIEVABLES"

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                                        I know no one cares but on the off chance that someone does, the picture is from this song.

                                        It's a song made basically entirely of Japanese onomatopoeias. It's brought me so much joy I'd love if it makes one other person feel that way.

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                                        What a great tune to start my day to. Thanks for sharing!

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                                          Speaking from experience: in many cases, they’re cliche because project managers, producers, and execs insist on writing achievement names & descriptions instead of letting the writer(s) do it.

                                          It’s happened on almost every game I’ve worked on.

                                          They get a kick out of having a tangible contribution to the finished product, and in most cases seem to believe they’re actually being funny and original. It’s easier to just let them have it.

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                                          It's kinda sad.

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