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Bring out the trumpets and pour out the beer

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  • teamteddy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    My Dad told me during a ride in his truck that he was voting for Trump again because he lowered prices for things in his first term and thought he'd do it again. Every bit of news I have seen of him since is shit that's making Dads financial situation worse.

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    What prices did he lower? I thought you guys were having a pandemic and that he was riding on Obama's economy.

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      That depends, can I cosplay as military and send browns to concentration camps too? For more than I currently make as with a Bachelor's degree and over 10 years experience?

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      Ew. Unless your bachelor's is from a for-profit university or a Bible college, that's going to set you back.

      Best I can do is for you to LARP as a 2A activist. No pay but you get to feel like you're one of the special ones. At least until we don't need you anymore.

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      • teamteddy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        My Dad told me during a ride in his truck that he was voting for Trump again because he lowered prices for things in his first term and thought he'd do it again. Every bit of news I have seen of him since is shit that's making Dads financial situation worse.

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        Fuck your dad.

        No offense.

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          I managed to get to use this last year before Cheeto Mussolini got rid of it. It was simple, straight-forward and free for the basic filings. Of course that fucking twat waffle would get rid of it.

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            What prices did he lower? I thought you guys were having a pandemic and that he was riding on Obama's economy.

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            I wouldn't know cause I was 12 when he first got elected, too busy playing my PS3 and talking with my friends on Google+ to check the current state of the economy.

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              Trump supporters have a similar brain structure to moths. they see a light (Trump saying something), doesn't matter what it is or if it's attached to something that'll kill them, they'll flock and rave to it regardless

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                Fuck your dad.

                No offense.

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                I don't really blame my Dad for it, he's in a pretty bad spot money-wise. He has to support him, my stepmom, my sister, my two stepsisters PLUS the newborn twins one of them just had, my little brother, my cousin that lives with us, two dogs, a turtle, AND myself whenever I come over. We had so many people living with us at one point he had to set up some new walls and doors in what used to be my little brothers toy room to turn it into two separate bedrooms.

                He voted for Trump entirely because of his belief that if he became president again, we would be as financially stable as we were when he was first president. Back when we could afford going on a camping trip twice a year, back when our fridge was regularly stocked with ingredients to make our own lunches, back when he could afford to buy a whole 200$ game console for my birthday, ect. That hasn't ended up happening and every time I get a glimpse at the news he's not any closer to doing that. If my Dad was ever a "Trump supporter" I doubt he is now.

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                  FUCK THIS. I should not have to pay a private company to file my taxes!

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                    Trump supporters have a similar brain structure to moths. they see a light (Trump saying something), doesn't matter what it is or if it's attached to something that'll kill them, they'll flock and rave to it regardless

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                    Why can't a leftist candidate do that? What's the secret sauce? Is it violence, or the threat of violence?

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                    • teamteddy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                      I don't really blame my Dad for it, he's in a pretty bad spot money-wise. He has to support him, my stepmom, my sister, my two stepsisters PLUS the newborn twins one of them just had, my little brother, my cousin that lives with us, two dogs, a turtle, AND myself whenever I come over. We had so many people living with us at one point he had to set up some new walls and doors in what used to be my little brothers toy room to turn it into two separate bedrooms.

                      He voted for Trump entirely because of his belief that if he became president again, we would be as financially stable as we were when he was first president. Back when we could afford going on a camping trip twice a year, back when our fridge was regularly stocked with ingredients to make our own lunches, back when he could afford to buy a whole 200$ game console for my birthday, ect. That hasn't ended up happening and every time I get a glimpse at the news he's not any closer to doing that. If my Dad was ever a "Trump supporter" I doubt he is now.

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                      Trump's entire first term economy was good because the stupid shit he is doing now was blocked by the norms that used to exist. He coasted on Obama's recovery till the pandemic.

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                        FUCK THIS. I should not have to pay a private company to file my taxes!

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                        Find your masters. Find their children. Vote for every last one.

                        Then stop paying fed taxes.

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                          Why can't a leftist candidate do that? What's the secret sauce? Is it violence, or the threat of violence?

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                          Stupid followers that need to be told to hate someone.

                          Could probably succeed on a "hate the billionaires" ticket, if these people weren't so programmed with capitalism.

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                            Ayo im weak 🤣🤣

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                              I wonder how would MAGA respond to it 🤔

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                                It’s corporate socialism later, when the government bails them out.

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                                  Wtf even filing my taxes is taxed

                                  Can we have a tea party

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                                    I’m wondering if the open source work that was released can be built out in a way that we could still generate tax forms to send in.

                                    It’d take some effort to make sure it’s following current tax code however:

                                    https://docs.openfile.tax/en/latest/reference.html

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                                      Find your masters. Find their children. Vote for every last one.

                                      Then stop paying fed taxes.

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                                      Taxes are taken out of your checks before you are even paid. This isn’t practical.

                                      I do have to wonder if everyone stopped paying federal taxes how that would fuck over Trump. Like, would he admit he’s powerless against the numerous? Would he just lie and pretend the money is there? Would he just not pay the bills like he has historically done?

                                      It’s fun to imagine what he would do facing adversity.

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                                        We need more Louis Gs.

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                                        • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                                          Taxes are taken out of your checks before you are even paid. This isn’t practical.

                                          I do have to wonder if everyone stopped paying federal taxes how that would fuck over Trump. Like, would he admit he’s powerless against the numerous? Would he just lie and pretend the money is there? Would he just not pay the bills like he has historically done?

                                          It’s fun to imagine what he would do facing adversity.

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                                          taxes are

                                          Get paid under the table.

                                          would he just pretend

                                          Yes. Obviously. Money's fake anyway. But that would heighten a looooot if contradictions and fracture a lot of coalitions on the right.

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