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    Pfft, you'll take way more than that measly slice before I need the fruit-flavored chalk.

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      brb trying this with lactaid

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      They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it's easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.

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        How to poison your spouse without them noticing

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          Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.

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            They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it's easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.

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            I need to figure out how to mix in lactase drops into a dense dessert like a blizzard, because mixing the entire contents of the cup makes it soft faster.

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              We are grinder brothers

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                I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

                Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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                  as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero

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                    This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

                    My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                      I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

                      Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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                      i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, pulses,, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot

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                        This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

                        My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                        Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I'll still hit them up once in a while. There's even ones that have mint coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.

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                          as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero

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                          Habanero is easier than the original post.

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                            Yea ok that's enough Lemmy for me today.

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                              Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.

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                                americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!!?!?!!11

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                                  I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

                                  Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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                                  Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago

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                                    Tropical fruit flavor! That's a pharmacist's pineapple pizza.

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                                      why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                                        I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                                          I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                                          Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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