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    This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

    My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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    Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I'll still hit them up once in a while. There's even ones that have mint coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.

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    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

      as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero

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      Habanero is easier than the original post.

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        Yea ok that's enough Lemmy for me today.

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          Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.

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            americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!!?!?!!11

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              I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

              Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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              Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago

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                Tropical fruit flavor! That's a pharmacist's pineapple pizza.

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                  why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                    I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                      I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                      Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                        why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                        It's Tums.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

                          My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                          What's a heat tooth?

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                            It's Tums.

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                            I know what brand of candy it is

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                              Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                              me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                                me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                                That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op's smarties "rockets"

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                                • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                                  I know what brand of candy it is

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                                  Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                    Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                    It's yummy and has a nice texture, therefore it's candy

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                                      i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, pulses,, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot

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                                      Yeah but I'd rather shit a brick once or twice a day than have runny poop 5 times a day

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                                        Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                          What's a heat tooth?

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                                          They like spicy food. Like a sweet tooth.

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