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    I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

    Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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    Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago

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      Tropical fruit flavor! That's a pharmacist's pineapple pizza.

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        why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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          I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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            I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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            Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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              why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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              It's Tums.

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                This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

                My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                What's a heat tooth?

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                  It's Tums.

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                  I know what brand of candy it is

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                    Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                    me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                      me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                      That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op's smarties "rockets"

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                        I know what brand of candy it is

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                        Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                          Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                          It's yummy and has a nice texture, therefore it's candy

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                            i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, pulses,, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot

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                            Yeah but I'd rather shit a brick once or twice a day than have runny poop 5 times a day

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                              Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                What's a heat tooth?

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                                They like spicy food. Like a sweet tooth.

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                                  It's yummy and has a nice texture, therefore it's candy

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                                  eating tums and coughdrops straight up🤤🤤🤤🤤

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                                    Those will give ya kidney stones. Omeprozol or pepsid AC 30 mins before is much better

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                                      Yeah but I'd rather shit a brick once or twice a day than have runny poop 5 times a day

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                                      do you have an intolerance or something? as long as you build up your intake of fibre relatively slowly eating more of it (both soluble and insoluble) should help you be more regular, unless you have some condition of course

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                                        do you have an intolerance or something? as long as you build up your intake of fibre relatively slowly eating more of it (both soluble and insoluble) should help you be more regular, unless you have some condition of course

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                                        No, my body is very used to eating lots of fiber, that's not the issue. I just eat a ton of calories because I'm very physically active, so even when I pay attention to eating foods with little fiber I still get around 50 grams per day, at least when bulking.

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