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  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

    as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero

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    Habanero is easier than the original post.

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      Yea ok that's enough Lemmy for me today.

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        Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.

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          americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!!?!?!!11

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            I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

            Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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            Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago

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              Tropical fruit flavor! That's a pharmacist's pineapple pizza.

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                why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                  I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                    I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                    Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                      why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                      It's Tums.

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                        This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

                        My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                        What's a heat tooth?

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                          It's Tums.

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                          I know what brand of candy it is

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                            Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                            me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                              me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                              That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op's smarties "rockets"

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                                I know what brand of candy it is

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                                Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                  Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                  It's yummy and has a nice texture, therefore it's candy

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                                    i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, pulses,, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot

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                                    Yeah but I'd rather shit a brick once or twice a day than have runny poop 5 times a day

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                                      Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                        What's a heat tooth?

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                                        They like spicy food. Like a sweet tooth.

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                                          It's yummy and has a nice texture, therefore it's candy

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                                          eating tums and coughdrops straight up🤤🤤🤤🤤

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