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    Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.

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      They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it's easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.

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      I need to figure out how to mix in lactase drops into a dense dessert like a blizzard, because mixing the entire contents of the cup makes it soft faster.

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        We are grinder brothers

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          I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

          Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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            as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero

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              This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

              My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

                Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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                i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, pulses,, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot

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                  This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

                  My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                  Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I'll still hit them up once in a while. There's even ones that have mint coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.

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                    as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero

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                    Habanero is easier than the original post.

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                      Yea ok that's enough Lemmy for me today.

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                        Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.

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                          americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!!?!?!!11

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                            I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

                            Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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                            Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago

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                              Tropical fruit flavor! That's a pharmacist's pineapple pizza.

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                                why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                                  I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                                    I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                                    Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                                      why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                                      It's Tums.

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                                        This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

                                        My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                                        What's a heat tooth?

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                                          It's Tums.

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                                          I know what brand of candy it is

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