Anon gets philosophical
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I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.
Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.
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It’s unbelievably hot when you’re getting blown with enthusiasm though… Slurping away like my dick is the last ice cream cone they had at the store during an August heatwave is sublime, even a mid grade delivery gets upgraded when it’s clearly desired instead of a choice or foreplay obligation.
This blew my mind the first time I experienced it. I thought I just didn't like receiving head for the longest time, because none of my past girlfriends really liked doing it and my pleasure tends to be pretty empathetic. Then I "dated" a woman in an open relationship/swinger situation who actively wanted my dick in her mouth most of the time. The first time she blew me (and honestly also most times after that too) she managed to get me into a full on autistic sensory overload state, like to the point that I was forgetting to breathe. It worked out super well for me because that made her feel like a sex goddess, and she really liked repeating that experience. It was strange because like, I've never felt more submissive in my life than when she had me in her mouth. She could turn me into a lump of playdough with a hopelessly misfiring central nervous system, and I was entirely at her mercy when that happened. I'd still make ruinous life decisions to spend another night in her bed lol
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I have been with my gf for 6 years and not once have I gotten any so.... I would take a bad one over none. She does not even seem to enjoy me going down on her sadly. So no oral sex in this relationship.
If she's not ace, maybe she should ask her Dr about hormone imbalances.
Women who don't get enough testosterone can have low libido.
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Even if it's a dog, though?
my brother in Christmas, that's on you
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If she's not ace, maybe she should ask her Dr about hormone imbalances.
Women who don't get enough testosterone can have low libido.
She could be ace. She was on hormonal birth control for like 1.5 years without any real change. Would hormonal imbalance show a different way as well? I don't want to just tell her to go get that checked because she has low libido.
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"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
Bobby Peru don't come up for air!
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Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:
Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.
He's more of a toes guy.
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You know... I think I risk it all and take the blindfold off. Perhaps I am Icarus flying too close to the sun but whilst on the brink of perfection, why not take the plunge?
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But what if it turns out to be your actual mother...
Then he already has the number
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It would be me sucking your dick if you decide to take the blindfold off.
Hey hi how're you doing?
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I'm pretty sure I'm completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don't peek or ask what's up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you're getting the best blowjob of your life.
Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it's a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.
It's a thought experiment. How the fuck do you find yourself in the trolley problem?
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Internet is fucked.
Yeah but this is old fashioned internet fucked and i approve.
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Of course I'm taking it off.
Knowledge has value. Are you so willing to give up any future chances just to not ruin this one? You may learn more on this art and its scholars!It was Ted Cruz
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It's a thought experiment. How the fuck do you find yourself in the trolley problem?
You really need to consider the possibilities when deciding whether to take off the blindfold. I think it's reasonable to reflect a bit on how you got there to narrow the possibilities down somewhat.
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It was Ted Cruz
With Donald Trump hitting the balls from behind.
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Too little to gain and too much to lose in removing it. Just enjoy the experience and leave it at that
Words of wisdom from our friend RageCock over here.
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You really need to consider the possibilities when deciding whether to take off the blindfold. I think it's reasonable to reflect a bit on how you got there to narrow the possibilities down somewhat.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Right, im explaining (a little of) how they're missing the point.
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This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.
But is that even a possibility? I don't think you get a second as that one would't be as good.
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But is that even a possibility? I don't think you get a second as that one would't be as good.
You don’t just luck into the Olympics. If it’s something odd like an ancient hermit in Malaysia-
and it just struck me that it might be someone or something wildly unethical. I’d at first considered disgust to be my sole concern, but between age and state of life, I’m keeping the blinders on and never taking them off.
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She could be ace. She was on hormonal birth control for like 1.5 years without any real change. Would hormonal imbalance show a different way as well? I don't want to just tell her to go get that checked because she has low libido.
Hormonal imbalances can worsen the symptoms of depression.
But maybe talk and see if she has a desire to be more intimate but just isn't ever in the mood, or if she doesn't have a desire to be more intimate. Because if the desire isn't there, that could be a different thing like maybe being ace.
My wife found she was low on T because she didn't like never feeling horny and asked her Dr. Her depression has improved since she started hormone supplements too.
