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  • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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    I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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      It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

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      Moo(u) juice!

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      • tommasz@piefed.socialT [email protected]

        Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

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        And sugar, of course.

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        • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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          When the government gives you a free meal

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          • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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            Why is it more expensive?

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            • atomicorange@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

              Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

              Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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              The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

              It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

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              • arschflugkoerper@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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                Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

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                  Love me some default_juice

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                  It's largely acceptable!

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                  • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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                    Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

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                      Love me some default_juice

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                      Give me more of that default_juice

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                      • A [email protected]

                        Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

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                        Papaya over here.
                        Apples would be too expensive.

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                        • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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                          Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...

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                          • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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                            Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

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                            • atomicorange@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                              Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                              Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                              White grape? Here that's apple juice. And not only for 'juice 100%' but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

                              It's in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it's fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

                              Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

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                                Now in stores, for only undefined

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                                Sale! Only NaN!

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                                • atomicorange@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                                  Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                                  Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                                  grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

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                                    The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

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                                      Why is it more expensive?

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                                      It's the default for a reason.

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                                        Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

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                                          Looked it up — for anyone curious, it's a mix of orange, pineapple, apple, peach, kiwi and passion fruit.

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                                          So multivitamin juice?
                                          Seems pretty much like a default_juice.

                                          Though the joke is a bit niche for a general audience

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