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    New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

    Contains X% juice.

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    Now in stores, for only undefined

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      Where is the default fruit picture

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        Where is the default fruit picture

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        The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

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          Where is the default fruit picture

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          I got you.

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            1. I'd try it
            2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
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            • H [email protected]

              Where is the default fruit picture

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              It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

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                1. I'd try it
                2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
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                Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

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                  Love me some default_juice

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                    I got you.

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                    Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

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                      Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                      Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                        Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

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                          I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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                            It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

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                            Moo(u) juice!

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                              Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

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                              And sugar, of course.

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                                When the government gives you a free meal

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                                  Why is it more expensive?

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                                    Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                                    Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                                    The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

                                    It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

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                                    • arschflugkoerper@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                                      I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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                                      Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

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                                        Love me some default_juice

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                                        It's largely acceptable!

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                                          Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

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