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  • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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    1. I'd try it
    2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
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      Where is the default fruit picture

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      It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

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        2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
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        Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

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        • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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          Love me some default_juice

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            I got you.

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            Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

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              Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

              Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

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                • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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                  I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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                    It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

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                    Moo(u) juice!

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                      Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

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                      And sugar, of course.

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                        When the government gives you a free meal

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                          Why is it more expensive?

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                            Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                            Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                            The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

                            It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

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                            • arschflugkoerper@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                              I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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                              Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

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                                Love me some default_juice

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                                It's largely acceptable!

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                                • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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                                  Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

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                                    Love me some default_juice

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                                    Give me more of that default_juice

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                                      Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

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                                      Papaya over here.
                                      Apples would be too expensive.

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                                        Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent...

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                                          Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

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