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      New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

      Contains X% juice.

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        New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

        Contains X% juice.

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        Now in stores, for only undefined

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          Where is the default fruit picture

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            Where is the default fruit picture

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            The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

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              Where is the default fruit picture

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              I got you.

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                1. I'd try it
                2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
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                  Where is the default fruit picture

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                  It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

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                    1. I'd try it
                    2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
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                    Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

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                      Love me some default_juice

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                        I got you.

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                        Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

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                          Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                          Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                            Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

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                              I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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                                It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

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                                Moo(u) juice!

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                                  Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

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                                  And sugar, of course.

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                                    When the government gives you a free meal

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                                      Why is it more expensive?

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                                        Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                                        Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                                        The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

                                        It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

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                                        • arschflugkoerper@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                                          I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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                                          Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

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