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    New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

    Contains X% juice.

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      New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

      Contains X% juice.

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      Now in stores, for only undefined

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      • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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        Where is the default fruit picture

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          Where is the default fruit picture

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          The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

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            Where is the default fruit picture

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            I got you.

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              1. I'd try it
              2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
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                Where is the default fruit picture

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                It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

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                  2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
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                  Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

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                  • kiri@ani.socialK [email protected]
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                    Love me some default_juice

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                      I got you.

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                      Wouldn't that be fruit missing?

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                        Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                        Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                          Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

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                            I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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                              It's actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

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                              Moo(u) juice!

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                                Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

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                                And sugar, of course.

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                                  When the government gives you a free meal

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                                    Why is it more expensive?

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                                      Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

                                      Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

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                                      The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

                                      It's a little work but you can juice your own guava

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                                      • arschflugkoerper@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                                        I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

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                                        Apple, actually. It's a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

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                                          Love me some default_juice

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                                          It's largely acceptable!

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