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The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.

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  • rivalarrival@lemmy.todayR [email protected]

    The same laws that protect drunk, unconscious, disabled, senile, or otherwise incapacitated people would still apply. Here, the 18-year-old with a child's mind would be deemed incompetent, and assigned a guardian.

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    There's got to be something more concrete than that, should the guardian be the problem...

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    • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

      I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.

      I can't help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there's no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren't a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.

      The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.

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      I'm not sure Alice would even qualify as a Disney Princess, unless there's some lineage I'm unaware of. She's already one of the few without some sort of romantic subplot.

      Mulan... Aristocracy with a royal award maybe, but not really royalty either.

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      • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

        the chart is referring to Disney characters not "real" people

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        Where did they get the ages from then? It seems to me most Disney movies explicitly don't mention age in any sort of direct manner

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          There's got to be something more concrete than that, should the guardian be the problem...

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          Laws are for generalities. Courts are for specificities. The situation you describe is resolved in the courts, not by legislation.

          If the guardian is the problem, the courts assign a new guardian. That guardian can be another relative, or it could be a department of the state.

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            Dating for american presidents be like:

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            • P [email protected]

              I'm not sure Alice would even qualify as a Disney Princess, unless there's some lineage I'm unaware of. She's already one of the few without some sort of romantic subplot.

              Mulan... Aristocracy with a royal award maybe, but not really royalty either.

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              They both count in kingdom hearts iirc

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              • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                its pro AI jibberish, probably written with AI tools

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                What I got out of it (including the clarification) was "AI ties to Alice in some way also Alice in Wonderland is deeper than you think" and the ties to AI were where I felt it was either nonsense or not written for the audience.

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                  one of my favorites of that era along with treasure island

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                  Treasure Planet and Atlantis are two of the best. They go well together too.

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                    😂 how does the fact that that average person doesn't use meth oppress anyone?

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                    makes meth addicts feel left out

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                      What I got out of it (including the clarification) was "AI ties to Alice in some way also Alice in Wonderland is deeper than you think" and the ties to AI were where I felt it was either nonsense or not written for the audience.

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                      I have actually read Alice in Wonderland and it has themes but its not more deep then pure fantasy story telling for a child. The story was generated by the author on a camping trip with his good friend. His friend had a young daughter and he made up a story for her... and he decied it was good enough for everyone to enjoy.

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                        Where did they get the ages from then? It seems to me most Disney movies explicitly don't mention age in any sort of direct manner

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                        Production materials. A lot of movies have details written down that never make it into the script.

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                        • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                          I have actually read Alice in Wonderland and it has themes but its not more deep then pure fantasy story telling for a child. The story was generated by the author on a camping trip with his good friend. His friend had a young daughter and he made up a story for her... and he decied it was good enough for everyone to enjoy.

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                          It also twinged my implausibilty meter when they said there were several easy to find podcasts and blog posts on the depths of AiW, but didn't link to any....

                          Edit: the first, long comment made me think it was some autist's [not derogatory] special interest and that they were too deep to explain it well. The second comment made me think that was not the case.

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                            I guess Maleficent didn’t want to fill one of the princess of heart containers with saltwater.

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                            Saltwater tanks are just so much effort. Maybe if she was a freshwater species

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                              The Alien Xenomorphs can live for millennia, and they’ve been technically eligible as Disney princesses since March 2019.

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                              Even Max Klinger is technically eligible.

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                              • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

                                Probably legal where she's from. 🤢

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                                Yeah, Ahgrabah is crazy

                                By the way, child marriage is legal in a number of US states right now.

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                                  Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.

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                                  Esmeralda stood up for Quasimodo when he was being harassed by a huge crowd. That's pretty damn heroic.

                                  But I saw another comment say being a main protagonist is the way to circumvent the nobility rule, and Mulan is that, but Esmeralda's not.

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                                  • rivalarrival@lemmy.todayR [email protected]

                                    The same laws that protect drunk, unconscious, disabled, senile, or otherwise incapacitated people would still apply. Here, the 18-year-old with a child's mind would be deemed incompetent, and assigned a guardian.

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                                    what if they can prove competence?

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                                    • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                                      what if they can prove competence?

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                                      Then we respect their personal agency.

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                                        Alice in wonderland isn't a princess tho.

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          I'm not usually one to care about how a meme is cropped but... goddamn lol

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                                          those random Korean letters at the bottom are absolutely critical to the meme and had to be included

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