The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.
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You fell for the shitpost
I provided a proper explanation for the silent observers
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I just assume all humans are being manipulative and
never trust whatever it is they are saying
can't get fooled if you assume everyone and everything is crooked
and statistically, you'll be mostly right.Ehhhhhhhh that's generally untrue honestly.
Many people have the capacity. And there are enough shitty people that they will take advantage if given the opportunity.
But most people are just trying to live their lives as best they can, and much of their selfishness can be unlearned, or isn't really selfishness anyway, just survival instinct and misinformation
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Belle marries nobility
Okay, so looking it up, it seems that the Beast was/is a prince, which in at least some traditions would mean his wife would be elevated to the rank of princess. I don't know if that's how it worked in the original French short story.
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Stitch is assigned male
Still a princess.
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The same laws that protect drunk, unconscious, disabled, senile, or otherwise incapacitated people would still apply. Here, the 18-year-old with a child's mind would be deemed incompetent, and assigned a guardian.
There's got to be something more concrete than that, should the guardian be the problem...
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I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
I can't help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there's no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren't a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.
The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.
I'm not sure Alice would even qualify as a Disney Princess, unless there's some lineage I'm unaware of. She's already one of the few without some sort of romantic subplot.
Mulan... Aristocracy with a royal award maybe, but not really royalty either.
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the chart is referring to Disney characters not "real" people
Where did they get the ages from then? It seems to me most Disney movies explicitly don't mention age in any sort of direct manner
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There's got to be something more concrete than that, should the guardian be the problem...
Laws are for generalities. Courts are for specificities. The situation you describe is resolved in the courts, not by legislation.
If the guardian is the problem, the courts assign a new guardian. That guardian can be another relative, or it could be a department of the state.
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Dating for american presidents be like:
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I'm not sure Alice would even qualify as a Disney Princess, unless there's some lineage I'm unaware of. She's already one of the few without some sort of romantic subplot.
Mulan... Aristocracy with a royal award maybe, but not really royalty either.
They both count in kingdom hearts iirc
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its pro AI jibberish, probably written with AI tools
What I got out of it (including the clarification) was "AI ties to Alice in some way also Alice in Wonderland is deeper than you think" and the ties to AI were where I felt it was either nonsense or not written for the audience.
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one of my favorites of that era along with treasure island
Treasure Planet and Atlantis are two of the best. They go well together too.
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how does the fact that that average person doesn't use meth oppress anyone?makes meth addicts feel left out
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What I got out of it (including the clarification) was "AI ties to Alice in some way also Alice in Wonderland is deeper than you think" and the ties to AI were where I felt it was either nonsense or not written for the audience.
I have actually read Alice in Wonderland and it has themes but its not more deep then pure fantasy story telling for a child. The story was generated by the author on a camping trip with his good friend. His friend had a young daughter and he made up a story for her... and he decied it was good enough for everyone to enjoy.
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Where did they get the ages from then? It seems to me most Disney movies explicitly don't mention age in any sort of direct manner
Production materials. A lot of movies have details written down that never make it into the script.
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I have actually read Alice in Wonderland and it has themes but its not more deep then pure fantasy story telling for a child. The story was generated by the author on a camping trip with his good friend. His friend had a young daughter and he made up a story for her... and he decied it was good enough for everyone to enjoy.
wrote last edited by [email protected]It also twinged my implausibilty meter when they said there were several easy to find podcasts and blog posts on the depths of AiW, but didn't link to any....
Edit: the first, long comment made me think it was some autist's [not derogatory] special interest and that they were too deep to explain it well. The second comment made me think that was not the case.
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I guess Maleficent didn’t want to fill one of the princess of heart containers with saltwater.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Saltwater tanks are just so much effort. Maybe if she was a freshwater species
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The Alien Xenomorphs can live for millennia, and they’ve been technically eligible as Disney princesses since March 2019.
Even Max Klinger is technically eligible.
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Probably legal where she's from.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeah, Ahgrabah is crazy
By the way, child marriage is legal in a number of US states right now.
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Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.
Esmeralda stood up for Quasimodo when he was being harassed by a huge crowd. That's pretty damn heroic.
But I saw another comment say being a main protagonist is the way to circumvent the nobility rule, and Mulan is that, but Esmeralda's not.
