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  • F [email protected]

    ... but you will simultaneously puke

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    #189

    So the usual?

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    • J [email protected]

      But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn't around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.

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      I name my toilet Will, problem solved

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      • M [email protected]

        Poor Will.

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        He loves it

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          Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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          #192

          No extra downside needed. You will never feel the trust of a deep personal relationship again, since everyone will react with the same unknowing compliance.

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          • M [email protected]

            Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

            Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

            Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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            Your downside is also Autism

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            • W [email protected]

              When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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              When you're not completely naked, your clothes are invisible

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              • L [email protected]

                Will to live

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                #195

                Wish granted: It now requires active will to live, like manually breathing

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                • N [email protected]

                  The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.

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                  If you don't say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.

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                  • F [email protected]

                    No extra downside needed. You will never feel the trust of a deep personal relationship again, since everyone will react with the same unknowing compliance.

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                    #197

                    FUCK this cuts deep.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      Teleportation.

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                      #198

                      It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.

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                        #199

                        ability to make people say/do what you want them to

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                        • P [email protected]

                          Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279

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                          You get an illness from that time your modern immune system is not prepared for.

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                          • A [email protected]

                            Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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                            You're now a cat, and you can only communicate by meows

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                              Be able to transform into animals

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                              • R [email protected]

                                When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect

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                                You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence

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                                  When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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                                  You still emit infrared radiation, and are visible to many cameras around.

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                                  • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                    Every time I brush my teeth, they glow in the dark for the next 24 hours

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                                    They shine so bright that any time you open your mouth everyone around is blinded. You should always sleep alone in a dark closed room as to not wake everyone up.

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      Super speed of course!!

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                                      Doesn't come with super damage resistance or super maneuverability. You cannot instantly turn or stop, and one mistake will lead to you crashing into something to death.

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                                      • A [email protected]

                                        I GET IMMORTALITY!

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                                        #207

                                        ...I mean, weren't the side effects already well-explored?

                                        You can't die now, ever, not by accident, not by suicide. When you get bored of life, you cannot end it. You lose mental agility, collect all sorts of traumatic experiences, fall out with other people, and when they all die, you're still there - all alone, forever, in an unfriendly, cold, dark place, with no hopes to escape.

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                                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                          Shoot butts out my laser

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                                          Butt laser you say?

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