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  • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

    Shoot butts out my laser

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    Your laser is no longer pure, straight light; it is organic and natural, and a shoot is butting out of the side, and will eventually grow into a laser tree.

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      Everyone who interacts with you immediately forgets who you are or why they are doing what you convince them to do as soon as they stop seeing and hearing you. They will continue to do as you instructed them, but they won't know why. Once it's done, they will continue life as though they've never met you unless you introduce yourself again.

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      Hi I'm Simon the likeable!

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      • inlandempire@jlai.luI [email protected]

        I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all

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        I think the side effect is the power itself. Animals only care about food, sex. Most boring super power on the list. Maybe cool to talk with dolphins.

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          Happiness

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          The happier you are the dumber you'll get

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            But at the end of the day it doesn't matter

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            • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

              Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say

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              You'll get kink for necks

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                The ability to the cat

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                Do not the cat

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                  Will changes his name

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                  Oh no! Who will I shit at now?

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                  • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                    You can't piss at will.

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                    Poor will, never getting that number 1

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                      ... but you will simultaneously puke

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                      So the usual?

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                        But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn't around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.

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                        I name my toilet Will, problem solved

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                          Poor Will.

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                          He loves it

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                            Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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                            No extra downside needed. You will never feel the trust of a deep personal relationship again, since everyone will react with the same unknowing compliance.

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                              Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

                              Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

                              Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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                              Your downside is also Autism

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                                When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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                                When you're not completely naked, your clothes are invisible

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                                  Will to live

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                                  Wish granted: It now requires active will to live, like manually breathing

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                                    The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.

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                                    If you don't say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.

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                                      No extra downside needed. You will never feel the trust of a deep personal relationship again, since everyone will react with the same unknowing compliance.

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                                      FUCK this cuts deep.

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                                        Teleportation.

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                                        It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.

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                                          ability to make people say/do what you want them to

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