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  • inlandempire@jlai.luI [email protected]

    I am now able to speak to all animals, and understand them all

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    I think the side effect is the power itself. Animals only care about food, sex. Most boring super power on the list. Maybe cool to talk with dolphins.

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    • J [email protected]

      Happiness

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      The happier you are the dumber you'll get

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        But at the end of the day it doesn't matter

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        • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

          Necromancy with revived person having all memories and intellect, but me having final say

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          You'll get kink for necks

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          • A [email protected]

            The ability to the cat

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            Do not the cat

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            • S [email protected]

              Will changes his name

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              Oh no! Who will I shit at now?

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              • godric@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                You can't piss at will.

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                Poor will, never getting that number 1

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                  ... but you will simultaneously puke

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                  #190

                  So the usual?

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                  • J [email protected]

                    But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn't around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.

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                    I name my toilet Will, problem solved

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                    • M [email protected]

                      Poor Will.

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                      He loves it

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                      • A [email protected]

                        Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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                        #193

                        No extra downside needed. You will never feel the trust of a deep personal relationship again, since everyone will react with the same unknowing compliance.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

                          Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

                          Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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                          Your downside is also Autism

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                          • W [email protected]

                            When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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                            When you're not completely naked, your clothes are invisible

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                            • L [email protected]

                              Will to live

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                              Wish granted: It now requires active will to live, like manually breathing

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                                The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.

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                                If you don't say the incantation exactly right it works on iron instead of lead. You now have a stammer.

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  No extra downside needed. You will never feel the trust of a deep personal relationship again, since everyone will react with the same unknowing compliance.

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                                  FUCK this cuts deep.

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    Teleportation.

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                                    It is achieved by destroying your body where you depart, and reassembling a new one where you arrive. Your consciousness does not preserve.

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                                      ability to make people say/do what you want them to

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                                        Dibs on the Mongol Empire circa 1279

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                                        You get an illness from that time your modern immune system is not prepared for.

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                                        • A [email protected]

                                          Superpower - Simon the likeable. I come across to everyone as so calming, disarming, friendly and persuasive that I can convince anyone to do anything just by talking to them.

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                                          You're now a cat, and you can only communicate by meows

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