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And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid

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    She*

    Jay is a woman.

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    Huh, fair

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    • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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      Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?

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        Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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        The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were "Delicious"

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          I bet you, no joke, it's like 70% of the reason that he got the job

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          I should be CEO of Microsoft then, on account of my penis

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            Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?

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            Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.

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              Why on earth did this need a fact check?

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              Because it’s believable.

              Edit: not the CEO personally delivering a cease and desist order part, but I’ve seen versions of this that aren’t as obvious.

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                What are the odds that a Venezuelan court would recognize a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation over intellectual property?

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                  Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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                  Updating news. Billionaire Bowser purchases life saving organs and threw them at donors.

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                    The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were "Delicious"

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                    The U.S. general electorate was polled. A minority of 27% agreed with the following statement: "we should eat billionaires", but a supermajority of 78% agreed with this one: "purchasing organs from third world countries should be legal".

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                    • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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                      So is the mayor of DC. Coincidence? I think not.

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                        What are the odds that a Venezuelan court would recognize a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation over intellectual property?

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                        High considering they are both signatories on the TRIPS agreement.

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                        • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                          Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.

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                          There's a chance you'll find a bunch of illegal shrooms instead though

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                            There's a chance you'll find a bunch of illegal shrooms instead though

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                              Paco is slang for Police in Venezuela way before this child born in 2011-2012, and no one with more than 2 neurons would have called its child like a cop.

                              Police in Venezuela during Chavismo are pretty shit people and no one likes them, they're usually all criminals in uniform. Some people do prefer to be mugged by criminals than being stop by the police on the street.

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                                Paco is slang for Police in Venezuela way before this child born in 2011-2012, and no one with more than 2 neurons would have called its child like a cop.

                                Police in Venezuela during Chavismo are pretty shit people and no one likes them, they're usually all criminals in uniform. Some people do prefer to be mugged by criminals than being stop by the police on the street.

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                                Also fu** Nintendo, leave my buddy Paco policía alone

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