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And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid

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    Why on earth did this need a fact check?

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    This is one of the biggest wooshes I have ever seen.

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    • R [email protected]

      Well, that too. The whole CEO personally delivering a cease and desist is a pretty big hint.

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      It's not even fake, it's just a pure joke. It doesn't even pretend to be real, it's just overly absurd.

      It's like posting "Here's a fact check, your mother is actually not the size of Jupiter".

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        Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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        • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

          I bet you, no joke, it's like 70% of the reason that he got the job

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          She*

          Jay is a woman.

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            It's not even fake, it's just a pure joke. It doesn't even pretend to be real, it's just overly absurd.

            It's like posting "Here's a fact check, your mother is actually not the size of Jupiter".

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            She's actually bigger. 😌

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              Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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              Feeling much better after this

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                While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:

                https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/

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                That's becuse its obviously a joke

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                • V [email protected]

                  While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:

                  https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/

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                  the fact that this had to be fact checked I think explains enough

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                    Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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                      She*

                      Jay is a woman.

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                      Huh, fair

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                        Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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                        Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?

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                          Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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                          The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were "Delicious"

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                            I bet you, no joke, it's like 70% of the reason that he got the job

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                            I should be CEO of Microsoft then, on account of my penis

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                              Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?

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                              Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.

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                              • C [email protected]

                                Why on earth did this need a fact check?

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                                Because it’s believable.

                                Edit: not the CEO personally delivering a cease and desist order part, but I’ve seen versions of this that aren’t as obvious.

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                                  What are the odds that a Venezuelan court would recognize a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation over intellectual property?

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                                    Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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                                    Updating news. Billionaire Bowser purchases life saving organs and threw them at donors.

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                                      The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were "Delicious"

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                                      The U.S. general electorate was polled. A minority of 27% agreed with the following statement: "we should eat billionaires", but a supermajority of 78% agreed with this one: "purchasing organs from third world countries should be legal".

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                                      • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                        Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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                                        So is the mayor of DC. Coincidence? I think not.

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                                          What are the odds that a Venezuelan court would recognize a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation over intellectual property?

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                                          High considering they are both signatories on the TRIPS agreement.

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