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And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid

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    I just assumed it was fake based on the community.

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    I mean I just assumed it was fake because of what it is...

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    • M [email protected]

      I mean I just assumed it was fake because of what it is...

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      Well, that too. The whole CEO personally delivering a cease and desist is a pretty big hint.

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      • C [email protected]

        Why on earth did this need a fact check?

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        This is one of the biggest wooshes I have ever seen.

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        • R [email protected]

          Well, that too. The whole CEO personally delivering a cease and desist is a pretty big hint.

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          It's not even fake, it's just a pure joke. It doesn't even pretend to be real, it's just overly absurd.

          It's like posting "Here's a fact check, your mother is actually not the size of Jupiter".

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            Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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            • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

              I bet you, no joke, it's like 70% of the reason that he got the job

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              She*

              Jay is a woman.

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                It's not even fake, it's just a pure joke. It doesn't even pretend to be real, it's just overly absurd.

                It's like posting "Here's a fact check, your mother is actually not the size of Jupiter".

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                She's actually bigger. 😌

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                  Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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                  Feeling much better after this

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                    While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:

                    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/

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                    That's becuse its obviously a joke

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                    • V [email protected]

                      While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:

                      https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/

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                      the fact that this had to be fact checked I think explains enough

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                        Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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                          She*

                          Jay is a woman.

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                          Huh, fair

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                            Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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                            Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?

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                              Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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                              The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were "Delicious"

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                                I bet you, no joke, it's like 70% of the reason that he got the job

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                                I should be CEO of Microsoft then, on account of my penis

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                                  Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?

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                                  Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.

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                                    Why on earth did this need a fact check?

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                                    Because it’s believable.

                                    Edit: not the CEO personally delivering a cease and desist order part, but I’ve seen versions of this that aren’t as obvious.

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                                      What are the odds that a Venezuelan court would recognize a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation over intellectual property?

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                                        Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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                                        Updating news. Billionaire Bowser purchases life saving organs and threw them at donors.

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                                          The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were "Delicious"

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                                          The U.S. general electorate was polled. A minority of 27% agreed with the following statement: "we should eat billionaires", but a supermajority of 78% agreed with this one: "purchasing organs from third world countries should be legal".

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