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And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid

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  • M [email protected]

    I mean I just assumed it was fake because of what it is...

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    Well, that too. The whole CEO personally delivering a cease and desist is a pretty big hint.

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    • C [email protected]

      Why on earth did this need a fact check?

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      This is one of the biggest wooshes I have ever seen.

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      • R [email protected]

        Well, that too. The whole CEO personally delivering a cease and desist is a pretty big hint.

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        It's not even fake, it's just a pure joke. It doesn't even pretend to be real, it's just overly absurd.

        It's like posting "Here's a fact check, your mother is actually not the size of Jupiter".

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          Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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          • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

            I bet you, no joke, it's like 70% of the reason that he got the job

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            She*

            Jay is a woman.

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            • S [email protected]

              It's not even fake, it's just a pure joke. It doesn't even pretend to be real, it's just overly absurd.

              It's like posting "Here's a fact check, your mother is actually not the size of Jupiter".

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              She's actually bigger. 😌

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              • M [email protected]

                Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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                Feeling much better after this

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                  While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:

                  https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/

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                  That's becuse its obviously a joke

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                  • V [email protected]

                    While I hate Nintendo for all the shitty things they do, this is not true. Here’s a fact check:

                    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nintendo-sue-paco-gutierrez/

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                    the fact that this had to be fact checked I think explains enough

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                      Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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                        She*

                        Jay is a woman.

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                        Huh, fair

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                          Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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                          Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?

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                            Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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                            The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were "Delicious"

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                            • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                              I bet you, no joke, it's like 70% of the reason that he got the job

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                              I should be CEO of Microsoft then, on account of my penis

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                                Have we checked his basement for enslaved women?

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                                Well he is an American CEO, so we prolly should, yeah.

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                                • C [email protected]

                                  Why on earth did this need a fact check?

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                                  Because it’s believable.

                                  Edit: not the CEO personally delivering a cease and desist order part, but I’ve seen versions of this that aren’t as obvious.

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                                    What are the odds that a Venezuelan court would recognize a cease & desist plus a lawsuit from a Japanese corporation over intellectual property?

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                                      Uplifting news, remote Venezuelan village raises $5,000 selling their spare organs to help pay for local child's legal bills.

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                                      Updating news. Billionaire Bowser purchases life saving organs and threw them at donors.

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                                        The billionaire who purchased the organs for what amounted to pocket lint for him said they were "Delicious"

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                                        The U.S. general electorate was polled. A minority of 27% agreed with the following statement: "we should eat billionaires", but a supermajority of 78% agreed with this one: "purchasing organs from third world countries should be legal".

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                                        • dasus@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                          Bowser is only the US CEO. Not alpha CEO. But he is called Bowser 4 real

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                                          So is the mayor of DC. Coincidence? I think not.

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