The US will get Greenland, otherwise it is an "unfriendly act" from Denmark, says Trump

[jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de]

But evil Greenlanders don't allow virtuous oil companies to ruin their environment to get the oil. Someone needs to liberate all that oil /s

[breakingcups@lemmy.world]

At least we learned that SapphireSphinx is your alternate account.

[jeena@piefed.jeena.net]

Perhaps there is a deal to be made, the US can have Greenland and they in turn give them the same area but on their main land.

[peter_arbeitslos@feddit.org]

It's an insider in [email protected] to tell everyone is everyone's alternate and to copy comments which were posted twice.

[quittenbrot@feddit.org]

You know where his stupid Mar-a-Lago is? Even he should realise that this would put his tacky temple into Denmark.

[randelung@lemmy.world]

On the one hand, you don't want to be stuck with Florida. On the other, those are usually red electoral votes...

[bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml]

Whoawhoawhoa...wait, actually no, I'm down.

[curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

I volunteer wholeheartedly to live in the state given to Denmark! Maybe trump will want to get rid of a blue state...

[bytejunk@lemmy.world]

Looks like conventional politicians don't know how to deal with trump.

You don't say "no". You say "I'll trade it for California".

[p1nkman@lemmy.world]

We'll gladly take California!

[zier@fedia.io]

Why do we need Greenland?
Is it because they make cheap eggs? Is that it?
They are a magical island that has chickens who lay golden eggs every 5 minutes and eggs cost only $0.13/dozen.
Is that it?
Is it?
IS it?
IS IT!!!!!
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I didn't fucking think so.

[federalreverse@feddit.org]

Europeans had massive issues with Trump last time around already. But iirc, the Korean and Japanese governments were on good terms. Not sure whether there might be a lesson there.

[guy@piefed.social]

I'd say it's more of an unfriendly act when a friend comes and demands to get your things than if an enemy does

[endeavor@sopuli.xyz]

I think us wants greenland so it has somewhere to put its death camps

[5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

In some centuries, there will be games like Donald 3 making fun of the absurdity of dying in/for/because-of the Arctic over thawing glaciers.

[5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Just look at the former German foreign minister, who is calling for conquering Canada.

σ Gabriel is at it again.

[evotech@lemmy.world]

Yeah, trump only responds well to force

[5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

What about Аля́ска?

[elvith@feddit.org]

Yeah, but Denmark then also needs to pay for the border wall around California!!!1111oneeleven

[sarge@startrek.website]

You mean the convicted felon Rapist manchild known for acting like a child is..... Acting like a child?

I'm so glad 25% of the population got to destroy the country because they can't handle LGBT people and immigrants existing.

No hard feelings if you want to build a wall around the US, Republicans here seem to think those are foolproof.