I'm a 6'1" (185 cm) man with stupidly small size 3 US (EU 34) feet. I've never met another adult with smaller feet than me.

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

Oh the plus side, you can go to any shoe store and find great clown shoes!

[datavoid@lemmy.ml]

In some dark corner of the internet, there is someone willing to pay a LOT of money for videos of you doing weird shit with your feet.

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

Which dark corner tho?

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

Even at just five bucks a shoe, that's $170 every time you go shoe shopping. Brutal. OP's wife must be 4.25 octopuses.

[fizz@lemmy.nz]

Are there any unexpected advantages you've noticed?

[track_shovel@slrpnk.net]

Bro is built like a Gazelle

[model_tar_gz@lemmy.world]

Octopuses wouldn’t wear shoes so the math doesn’t add up.

Now spiders—spiders would wear some stylish kicks you know, not just any $5 shoe.

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

Reverse hobbit!

[foxyferengi@lemm.ee]

I must have stolen your hand and foot growth. I'm 5'3 (160 cm) and wear a women's size 12 (euro 42).

[monkeyman512@lemmy.world]

I was thinking mountain goat. Need those smaller feet to stand on narrow ledges.

[otp@sh.itjust.works]

As someone with moderately long but exceptionally wide feet, having tiny feet seems like it'd be much easier to find shoes that fit..

[honeynut@lemm.ee]

u single?

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

One of the hardest things about my job is getting my big hands into small spaces to put a nut on a bolt, etc. He'd probably be a great mechanic.

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

An old friend of mine was born with two fingers and a thumb on his right hand. Instead of awkward left hand handshakes he just owns it and freaks people out.

[mr_blott@feddit.uk]

Fucksake you two, octopii wear wellies

[aarrodri@lemmy.world]

We need more pics of your feet and had next to other people's ones.. or bananas for scale.

[gmtom@lemmy.world]

With his feet?

[awesomo85@sh.itjust.works]

Petite feet, feminine step! Sounds just like a lady when he walks into a room!

[sinningstromgald@lemmy.world]

Not that dark at all. Its called OnlyFans. Although I am sure more "specific" communities more devoted to feet could yield better income. Where those are? No idea. I can barely stand the sight of my own feet without socks.

[ceedoestrees@lemmy.world]

He could be the monster in a climbing based horror franchise.

Born with small feet, he was banished to the mountains where he turned his curse into a means for survival.

Wide shot of a group of hunters following a trail near a rock face

"I thought it was wolves eat'n all them sheep. Couldn't have imagined that small feet kid lived all those years out here alone."

"It's a confounding thought, Emmit, how you think that thing managed?"

"Boy howdy, that's the mystery of it all. Maybe we ought not to know."

Pan up to show small feet guy perched on a narrow rock ledge above. He jumps down, fade to black over hunters screaming.

"This summer, remember to look up."