I'm a 6'1" (185 cm) man with stupidly small size 3 US (EU 34) feet. I've never met another adult with smaller feet than me.
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minorlaceration@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 14:13 last edited by
You guys really deserve that tax break given how expensive it must be to buy all 34 shoes for your wife.
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peoplebeproblems@midwest.socialreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:13 last edited by
Oh the plus side, you can go to any shoe store and find great clown shoes!
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datavoid@lemmy.mlreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:24 last edited by
In some dark corner of the internet, there is someone willing to pay a LOT of money for videos of you doing weird shit with your feet.
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ivanafterall@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:24 last edited by
Which dark corner tho?
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ivanafterall@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:26 last edited by
Even at just five bucks a shoe, that's $170 every time you go shoe shopping. Brutal. OP's wife must be 4.25 octopuses.
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fizz@lemmy.nzreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:29 last edited by
Are there any unexpected advantages you've noticed?
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track_shovel@slrpnk.netreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 15:49 last edited by
Bro is built like a Gazelle
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model_tar_gz@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 16:00 last edited by
Octopuses wouldn’t wear shoes so the math doesn’t add up.
Now spiders—spiders would wear some stylish kicks you know, not just any $5 shoe.
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spankmonkey@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 16:29 last edited by
Reverse hobbit!
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foxyferengi@lemm.eereplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 16:55 last edited by
I must have stolen your hand and foot growth. I'm 5'3 (160 cm) and wear a women's size 12 (euro 42).
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monkeyman512@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 18:21 last edited by
I was thinking mountain goat. Need those smaller feet to stand on narrow ledges.
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otp@sh.itjust.worksreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 18:49 last edited by
As someone with moderately long but exceptionally wide feet, having tiny feet seems like it'd be much easier to find shoes that fit..
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honeynut@lemm.eereplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 18:51 last edited by
u single?
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mutilationwave@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 19:18 last edited by
One of the hardest things about my job is getting my big hands into small spaces to put a nut on a bolt, etc. He'd probably be a great mechanic.
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mutilationwave@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 19:20 last edited by
An old friend of mine was born with two fingers and a thumb on his right hand. Instead of awkward left hand handshakes he just owns it and freaks people out.
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mr_blott@feddit.ukreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 19:22 last edited by
Fucksake you two, octopii wear wellies
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aarrodri@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 19:29 last edited by
We need more pics of your feet and had next to other people's ones.. or bananas for scale.
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gmtom@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 20:27 last edited by
With his feet?
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awesomo85@sh.itjust.worksreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 21:34 last edited by
Petite feet, feminine step! Sounds just like a lady when he walks into a room!
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sinningstromgald@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest on 26 Jan 2025, 22:58 last edited by
Not that dark at all. Its called OnlyFans. Although I am sure more "specific" communities more devoted to feet could yield better income. Where those are? No idea. I can barely stand the sight of my own feet without socks.
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