'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Leaked Meeting Audio
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lost_my_mind@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
Zuckerburg says "Today I ate a sandwich!"
Nobody cares.
But wait......the full quote was "Today I ate a sandwich......of babys!"
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lost_my_mind@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
Considering trumps orange is sprayon.....that tracks.
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ramenshaman@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
It's an improvement over his last haircut
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zc3rr0r@lemmy.careplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
"Would you like your evil done in the traditional overt bombs-dropped-on-children fashion, or the new we'll-sell-your-entire-life-to-the-highest-bidder-while-feeding-you-non-stop-lies-to-establish-a-fascist-regime style, sir?"
This guy: Bomb some kids, at least it's a spectacle.
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rangerjosey@lemmy.mlreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
Now that's an amazing headline.
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iopq@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
I have the same hair and it's fucking impossible
It dries and frizzes immediately. If you don't have time to care for it daily, it inevitably looks like this.
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nunar@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
Everything this dipshit says should be on Facebook
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mutilationwave@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
He was going for Roman Emperor with the last one, but he neglected to consider the shape of his head. I really don't know what haircut would look good with his strangely shaped face/head.
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imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.worksreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
I had an uncle that had a problem with leaking. Ended up just having to wear a diaper everywhere.
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copd@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
ZuckFuck doesn't make his net worth each year. So let's compare it against tUS citizen net worth. I have stats from 2022
Average American new worth is ~$1,050,000
Median American net worth is ~$192,000I hate zuck as much as you but it's important to be accurate and fair as possible when comparing statistics.
So it's like a fine of $19 if using median and $105 if using average. Still peanuts for a fine
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gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
... You're on what list?
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acosmichippo@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
he's a billionaire. he can afford a daily stylist.
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cyberpunk007@lemmy.careplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
To be fair, if it's personal and you don't want it out there, don't put it on anything on the internet.
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thegrandnagus@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
Meta goes far beyond simply scraping data you consciously send to them.
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postmatedumbass@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
This look feels like the opening sequences of Dazed & Confused.
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angrystego@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
It's ok not to spend time and money on looks. No matter how much money you have. There's no obligation to look good for anyone. The way he looks is not the problem with him.
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shape4985@lemmy.mlreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
Oh the irony
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lillypip@lemmy.careplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
If I’d had to bet whether this was The Onion before clicking this link, someone would be breaking my knees next week.
This timeline is absurd.
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canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
If he had the right plumbing then a zip tie would have also worked.
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acosmichippo@lemmy.worldreplied to Guest 26 days ago last edited by
of course it’s not “the” problem with him, we are clearly circlejerking here.
50/136